One day Snake was on a mission. His mission was to hack into Liquid Snake's bank account and steal all the money that he had. Snake didn't understand why he was given this mission. Wasn't hacking Otacon's thing? Luckily Otacon provided him with an instruction manual on how to hack bank accounts.

So, while Snake was on his mission, there was a black out. Snake was all like, "Wait, what?" and ran into a wall because he is super stupid in the dark. During the black out a magical cat creature appeared to Snake. It was white and had a super kawaii emoticon for a face. When Snake saw the creature, he was amazed by its kawaiiness and gasped. "How did something so kawaii ever come to existence?!" The cat walked towards Snake and said, "My name is Kyuubey desu. I am here to ask you a question, Solid Snake desu."

"What are you here to ask, Kyuubey-chan?" Snake asked, breathing hard. The anticipation was building up, he could feel it. He saw it in Kyuubey's kawaii and soulless eyes. "Do you, Solid Snake.." Kyuubey paused for like three hours just to make it dramatic. "..Do you want to become a magical girl?" Snake's emerald eyes immediately lit up at Kyuubey's question.

"Y-yes, Kyuubey-chan! I would love to~!"Snake squealed, starting to sound more and more like a friggin' Japanese schoolgirl. "Okay, Solid Snake, in order to become a magical girl, you must make a wish. What is that wish?" The magical cat creature asked.

Snake dwelled on that question for a while. Then he dwelled on it for a few hours. Then he dwelled on it for a few days. After thinking for a super long time, Snake finally came to a conclusion about his wish. So then he went and found Kyuubey to tell the cat-thing his wish.

"Ah! Snake-kun! Have you found your wish yet?" Snake happily nodded. "Yes, Kyuubey-chan desu!" "M-my wish… my wish is….."

BLAM!

Suddenly, out of the shadows, appeared a short figure. Walking towards Snake and the now dead Kyuubey, the figure appeared to be-

Otacon?!

"Snake, what were you doing?! You could've gotten yourself killed by making that wish!" Otacon exasperated. "W-what? What do you mean by that?!" Snake gasped, eyes wide and full of tears.

"Snake, I've seen that anime. If you became a magical girl, then you could've become a witch!"

"NO! NO!" Snake sobbed. "It's not true!"

Otacon then woke from his dream, gasping. Wide-eyed, he tried to wrap his head around his dream.

'That's it.' Otacon thought.

'No more anime for Snake.'