Chaptier; 1
Hi my name is lilac eus, im 18 and im half human and hekf cat. I live in a distopian society after the hunger bangs was ended. As much as i hated it, it did keep balance in the woeld. I walked to my friend, liz sue's hose. She was my best friend, and a half lizard and half human. Sorta like a me. I kicked down her door adn walked in nonchanalant, " hey bitch! Im herre!" i yelled going into her frige looking for food to eat. I hadnt eaten in the 3 days due to being completely homless. I noticed that she too had non food, she must not be doin so god with her prosittitutuing… She was also fat and had anorexic and her boyfrend is sanic (hes mine so back off lol XD rawr :3c). "Liz!" i yelled again, "come on im boored!" i pulled out a flyer i had, "five nites at fraddyies" it was for free food. "Liz!" i roared going upstiars to her room. She and sanic were having the sax. She said, "omg ~O/O~" and sanics dick slapped me in da face with jizz all ovr it. (dis has the sax dont like dont read :3c) "Ew gross!" i squaled pretending to be groosed out but secartly i loved it and put some of his jizz iin a jar. I waqs knewn for being a sax addickt. It was a probelm. I jumped on sanic and liz and jioned rthem wirh the sex. (im bi btw, so dont judge me) i pounced on sanic's rasberry colored dick (see hes minee!) giving liz the middle finger (LOLOZ).
After the sax sceene all 3 of us went to a emo trinittty concert with Painic! At the dicso, my cheamical romaunce, and falle out boi. We all enjoyed the music until i got punched in the face, it my immortal emeny! It wuz….. Ebony Dementia Dark'ness Raven Way!