It was a windy and un peacefull day for Naruto. He was far behind Sasuke and Sakura, in learning moron no jutsu. *how is it posible that Sakura the fat lard and Sasuke the internaly depressed emo can be able to do this jutsu, and i cant?* Naruto trys 1 more time. Still, he turns into pikachu. A pokemon that Ash aparently raped at the age of ten one one of the episodes. "Sakura..." Naruto looks over at KaKashi. "I dont know whats wrong but, the jutsu is not working for you." Kakashi turns to face Sasuke, who was cutting him self with a kuni and saying "Mommy, Mommy" over and over again. "Sasuke, can you try the jutsu?" Sasuke stands up of the tree branch. "Moron No Jutsu!" Smoke filled the air, as if Paris Hilton was entering a room. "Oh my god.." "unbelieve able!" The wind plows the pink hair. "It's Sakura!!!" Sakura screams in a unpleasant voice, "But im right here!" "Shut up Sakura." Kakashi butt's in, "Yea, were looking at the new Sakura. Dont ruin the awsomeness." The branch cracks. "uh?" The brach breaks off, "AAHHH!!" Sasuke falls to the hard ground and changes from Sakura back to his origanl form. "OMG!!IT'S RYAN ROSS!!!" Sasuke lifts his head from the dirt. "No you moron, im Sasuke." Sakura runs over to Sasuke, "Can you sign my hand?" Sasuke looks over at Kakashi, who had a pen in one hand and paper in the other. "Oh, come on." tears started to form in Kakashi's eyes. "Dude!" Naruto had anger in his eyes, " Yea so Ryan Ross is awsome. But...JOHN WALKER IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"