Survivor: Out of A Hat Edition
Host: Hello everyone!!! My name is Ink aka Katie or Katink, but for now we'll just stick with Ink. Now you maybe wondering just why the hell we would call this the 'Out of A Hat Edition'. Welllll the reason behind that is because we drew all of our contestants, that will be on the show, names randomly out of a hat. –nodding head-
Audience: -currently contains only one member who is a friend of the host (The Famous Fire Lady M)- BOO. ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS OR SOMETHING INK?!!!
Ink: No I'm just bored to tears….
Audience: -crickets-
Ink: OKAY THEN. –hyped up on caffeine- Now it's time to draw- I mean introduce our various contestants. –starts talking like a game show host- Starting off our extremely long line up is….-looks at slip of paper in hand- He's hot, he's blonde, he's a vampire from one of the many hit series out to day and he's Cheese's fiancé! It's Carlisle Cullen!!!
Carlisle: -walks into camera view looking confused and still in his white lab coat that he wears to work- Ummm Hello there??? –goes to sit down on a log in front of the unusually large bonfire that's beside Ink-
Audience: -now containing several random Carlisle fangirls along with The Famous Fire Lady M and Miss Sunflower- -screams-
Ink: -resisting urge to scream herself- -remembers that she's the host- x3 -face palm-
Audience: -still screaming-
Ink: Our next contestant is from another extremely popular book series, actually dies in the fifth book in the series against numerous fans protest, and is considered to have been lady's man in the time of his youth. THANK GOODNESS WE TIME WARPED HIM FROM HIS 7TH YEAR AT HOGWARTS. Introducing the man commonly known by his fans as Padfoot, it's Sirius Black!!!
Sirius: -dressed in Hogwart school robes- -wide eyed- Well okay then…. Hello ladies!!! –goes to sit next to Carlisle on one of the logs-
Audience: - now containing 20 members- -screaming even louder than before-
Ink: To make this even more interesting we brought in a man who originated from a comic book series from Marvel and just recently in the past few months had his own movie out in theaters. You could say that he's an animal, and is defiantly someone you don't want pissed at you. It's Wolverine!
Wolverine: -looks confused and pissed- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! YOU TELL ME THAT MAGNETO HAS ROGUE AND NOW I'M ON SOME BLOODY ISLAND!!! WHAT THE HELL?! –is given a cookie- -goes to sit down next to Sirius-
Ink: Crap. Well I guess this tells us that all Voldemart really wanted was a cookie…Now this contestant is from the same series as one of our other contestants. He's a weeee bit ooc for entertainment purposes mainly, has a bit of another occ character from his series mixed into him for yet again entertainment purposes, and happens to be fairly close to one of our contestants. He's as tough as a rock, and a sex addict. Why it's Emmett Cullen!!!!
Emmett: -walks out grinning- HELLO! –waves at the various fans as he goes to sit next to Wolverine- I'm getting paid in cookies right???
Ink: Yes why I do believe you are. Just like I am!!!
Carlisle: Why do you want to be paid in cookies Emmett?? We can't eat cookies.
Emmett: I eat cookies anyway!
Carlisle: Why am I not surprised by this?
Sirius: Why can't you two eat cookies?
Carlisle: Well you see –cut off by Ink-
Ink: SHUT UP!!!! –coughs- Now our fifth character is from a classic video game by Nintendo and was one of their first characters. He's Italian, he's a plumber, and he loves the color red. It's Mario!!!!
Mario: -walks out- It's A Me Mario!!! –sits down next to Emmett-
Audience: -already making bets on who is going to last till the end- -The Famous Fire Lady M is holding all bets-
Ink: And now our final contestant. Now we are very lucky that this contestant could make it here considering the fact that I last left him locked in a closet on the other side of the earth. It's everyone's favorite pirate, Jack Sparrow!!!
Jack: -casually walks out carrying a bottle of rum in one hand and his compass in the other- I don't remember sailing this way. –goes to sit down-
Audience: -fangirls are screaming- -several audience members are booing at him-
Ink: -tosses a shoe at those audience members that are booing-
Audience: -screaming continues but the booing has now stopped-
Ink: I swear they would be horse by now. –shakes head- Okay now that we have our six un- I mean extremely lucky contestants we can separate them into teams of two and introduce the challenge.
Audience: -quiets-
Ink: Now for the time being blue team we have…Emmett Cullen and Carlisle Cullen. For the red team we have….Mario and Wolverine, and that makes the Yellow team Jack Sparrow and Sirius Black.
Carlisle: Lord please don't do this to me. –has actually seen some episodes of Survivor-
Audience: -scrambling around placing bets on the teams-
Ink: Now for our first outrageous challenge of the season we have a challenge so unique we had to get special permission to use a Wal-Mart for you entertainment purposes.
Cheese: -screaming in joy-
Ink: That's right our first challenge is for our three teams to pull as many pranks at they possibly can without being kicked out of Wal-Mart by one of the thirty various staff members. The last team that remains in Wal-Mart gets a prize. Now sadly(mainly because I want to see just how chaotic this can get….) on this edition of Survivor we require for the contestants to go through two challenges(That means twice the chaotic fun) before we face a bonfire trial. You maybe wondering how contestants get immunity, well we let the audience vote on that. One person from each of the winning teams will get immunity based on how the audience believes they do.
Audience: -silent-
Ink: And we are out of time!!!! Or more like I just want you all to just come back and read the second chapter which will include the Wal-mart Challenge. BUT ANYWAY… Hope you enjoyed the first chapter. xD