Ode to Godric Gryffindor
Godric Gryffindor, O Godric Gryffindor.
Who could possibly ask for anything more?
You are not rotten to the core,
Nor – Godric Gryffindor – do you snore.
You're not a character in folklore,
But you... people do adore.
You're not as ugly as a boar,
Which is good news for a...woman.
Can one get by without you? Sure!
But who would want to, Sir Gryffindor?
A/N: I did that in my spare time. I just thought you might like it. Cheers!