Love Potion No. XIII
By Tsubasa
Hey there! Tsubasa here. Yeah, I know that I haven't written a fic since a century ago and it was…….only one…… . ……But that doesn't matter now! I'm starting a fresh! And now I'm writing Kingdom Hearts, instead of Naruto…so yay. Um….Yeah I'll start with the story stuff now.
This Fanfic is based on the movie Love Potion No. 9 which some of you might have seen or heard of, but if you haven't, then that's cool -. That means it will be more suspenseful…but anyways…
Warnings: Okay people, hold tight. This story is filled with yaoi, adult themes, language, smoking, drinking, drugs, and any other crap like that that parents have their kids sleep through when mommy and daddy are watching something for grown ups. The pairings are as followed: Soriku, Yuffentine, Akuroku, Wakkidus, Seiyner, and tons of other hotguysxRiku. Yup. Oh and some Soraxhot girls but basically all of them except one don't even exist in KH or anywhere so they don't count. xD Don't likie don't readie.
Disclaimer: I do not own Love Potion No. 9 nor do I own Kingdom Hearts. Seriously, if I did, why the hell would I be writing fanfics about them? I mean come on…
Chapter 1: I'm too tired to make a chapter name so deal with it.
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Ring Ring
Wha?
Ring Ring
Oh..
Ring Ring
Ugh, shit.
Ring Ring
"Man I'll get it! Shit, do these people even know what time it is?"
Hi, this is me. Yerami Sora. There's really not much else to say though. I'm a boring, spiky haired, 21 year old, scientist. Yup, same old, same old. Okay, maybe being a scientist isn't 'same old', but whatever, do I really have to get into details about this.
Yawing, I stretched my overly tired arms and lifted the satin covers off of me. Lifting an unresponsive foot, I lowered it onto the floor and let it search for my slippers for a bit. Mornings, yeah they really sucked. The sunny sunshine coming through the blinds, dilating your pupils, the cold wood floor, burning your feet, and oh the wonderful feeling in your tummy that you know you're going to work. Haha, can't beat em, can you? Groaning, my foot finally met it's brethren slipper and I slid it in softly. Shifting my body till I was sitting on the bed upright, I followed the same technique with my other foot, not even bothering to open my eyes yet. I knew if I did that they would be met with only pain and blinding light.
Oh right, shit, phone. That was my job. Realizing this like a hit in the face, I quickly jumped up and slid my way to the counter on the faaar side of room, or at least it seemed that way to me. Almost successfully hitting the wall in my sliding technique, I grabbed for the still ringing phone and groggily tried to answer.
"Ugh, hello? Who the fuck is this?"
I just waited to hear the voice of the very hell-raising person who dared wake me up.
"Hey Sora, it's Tidus!"
Oh. It's Tidus. Well then, I guess that's okay then. Haha.
"Oh, hey Tidus. What is it? Is you watch broken or something because I'm beginning to think you can't tell time."
"Err…Yeah sorry about that. It was just that I was running out with Wakka and wanted to call you before we left."
Ah Tidus, it's never easy to be mad at you. Especially when I still owe you a car from the last time I drove it. But that's beside the point. Playing with the telephone cord, my fingers always seemed to find something to be distracted with. That was just my curse wasn't it?
"It's okay, I forgive, but so what is it man?"
"Okay, so me, Roxas, and Hayner were wondering if you would like to just have a guys night out with us, away from the chicks."
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"But Tidus……what chicks do you speak of? All of you are fucking gay and I'm sleeping with my self."
Oh, did I forget to mention that all my friends were gay? Yup, I aint got one straight friend in this world. Yah it really can be good sometimes, but sometimes it gets a little weird. Especially when your 'friend' starts feeling up your ass every now and then. But no, when you're looking for an outfit to wear and you're straight, then it really helps. Wait hey hey, don't think I'm being prejudiced or something….it's just…ah fuck it. Back to the conversation.
"Yeah, kinda forgot about that. What I meant to say was that we should get away from our couples, or in your case, roommate."
Speak of the devil, said roommate came strolling through the door, hair a mess and eyelids half open. Yawning, the silver haired man rubbed his eyes with one hand, and held a steaming cup of coffee in the other hand. This was Uchida Riku…Also gay. Yes I just attract them like flies to a blistering light, don't I? But it doesn't matter; he's not looking for love or anything so it's not weird. It's all because a year or two ago Riku had an ex-boyfriend who abused and raped him until Riku finally left him and came living here with me. We still haven't heard a word from that bastard ever since. Ansem. That name just makes me boil up inside.
Riku was my best friend since like, ever. He had always been the macho guy, the looks, the brains, and the skills. But then after…him, he just locked himself up. Started wearing really dull and baggy clothing, needed to wear glasses, never really talked, and just lost his shine. It really bugged me too, since he was just so great. But around me he's perfectly fine, only one he can trust I guess.
Grinning at my half-awake friend, or at least trying to, I swiftly grabbed the hot coffee goodness out of his hands and took a huge gulp to his utter dismay. Too bad he was too asleep to really do anything about it, or I would've been strangled half to death. Rolling his eyes, he snatched the coffee back and looked at me through his half-lidded spectacles.
"Sora, who's on the phone? At this time?"
Smiling, I rolled my eyes in response. Covering the hearing part of the device, he leaned into him.
"Shh, it's Tidus. He wants to have a group outing with the guys and me. Don't say anything bad though out loud about him, you know he has keen hearing."
The silver mess simply half-smiled and went back to drinking his half-full coffee. I lifted my hand from the phone and went back to my conversation.
"Yeah, sorry, Riku just walked into the room on queue. And yes, I think it would be a great idea. What time shall we go?"
"Ummm, I'm thinking about eight. First we thought we'd hit the dance club 'Keyhole', and then after go to this real freaky fortune telling place. It was Roxas's idea for the fortune telling thingy so don't bawl at me."
I laughed out loud, receiving an eyebrow raised at my direction. Man Roxas was always coming up with theses strange events. One time he forced us to go to some magic show in the outskirts of Mexifer, the town we live in, which is like a real poor dingy place. Ended up paying good money to see nothing but crap. Roxas, poor fellow, had to pay our bills for weeks after that. Ah, good times.
"Heh, sounds good. I'll be there, so save the ladies for me!"
I could just picture Tidus rolling his eyes on the other side of the line at me.
"Don't worry, they're all yours. So see ya!"
"Yeah, bye!"
And with a 'beep', I dropped the machine into its receiver and immediately stretched my aching arms afterwards. Seeing as Riku had left to the living room, I waltzed my way to him, avoiding huge cardboard boxes in the hallway full of crap. We sure were pack rats, never even emptying the stuff afterwards. Ah well, nobody really cares? Well, except for my parents when they visit, but that's nobody to me.
Heading to the comfy couch that was practically singing for me to plop down on it and give a good 'sigh', I nearly tripping over my cat Simba. Yes, I had a little fury cat named Simba. I named him that because I thought he looked like the little lion cub from the cartoon movie, with all his orange fur and stuff. Jumping over the armrest, I landed onto the cushions of my favorite green furniture and gave my good 'sigh' in response.
Glancing out the window, I watched a plane fly over my beloved little city, Mexifer. A wondrous place, and a landmark of the large and famous Panajx, known throughout the world as the richest and biggest country. Compared to it's capital, although, Mexifer paled in comparison, it was just a little city. Nothing more then that. But I loved it anyway, because it was all the life and excitement.
Turning back to reality, I switched the TV on to find nothing but boring news. Blah blah blah, something about wars in other countries, blah blah blah, something about the prince of Panajx visiting our little Mexifer, blah blah blah, more crap. Sighing, I turned it back off and kicked my feet up onto the table, only to have little Simba run toward me at the familiar sound and jump up on my lap, purring. I chuckled slightly and petted the little feline on the head, stroking its orange mane…Well, at least I liked to pretend he had a mane.
Then, I started to think about what my day was going to be like. First I would start my experiments…on monkeys. Yes, I experiment on monkeys. But it's not what it sounds like, I don't harm them or twist them into some morbid chimera or anything, I just observe their behavior and add things and see how they react. Okay? Okay. Now, as I was saying, since my lab is here at home, I would work on that until 7:30 where I would get dressed and stuff and then meet the guys at the 'Keyhole' at 8:00. Jeez, where do they come up with these names? And then after that, we go to the gypsy woman or something and get our fortune told. Haha, how fun. How fun that would be…
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Yippee! -jumps in the air- I think the chapter turned out nicely, don't you? Actually I didn't expect to drag the entire morning out this far but it seems like a nice start. So like, R&R? All that jazz? I'll try to update periodically but I don't know since I have high school and we all know how that sucks major hairy ass. So brighten my day with a nice comment! Oh, and all flames will just warm my furnace and keep me cozy inside, so just keep that in mind. xD