Hello Sprx, hello Nova
Here I am at Camp Granada
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with A Robotic Monkey
He developed poison ivy
You remember Antauri?
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

And the Chiro hates the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the Gymnast wants no sissies
So they read to us from something called Ulysses.

How I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate Otto has malaria
You remember That girl Jin-May?
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home, oh Sprx, Nova
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don't leave me out in the jungle where
I might get eaten by a mutated plant.
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the Super Robot with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Sprx, darling Nova,
How's my precious little Gibson
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let Thingy hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
Girls are swimming, guys are sailing
Shooting lasers, gee that's better
Sprx, Nova kindly disregard this letter.