"Oh Boy! I can't wait until we get there guys!"
"Oi! Naruto no Baka! pipe down!" Naruto's head collided with the ground.
" *sigh* Sakura , Naruto does not need to be hit all the time."
"OMG You're so right Sasuke!" Sakura squealed. Once Sasuke started talking she forgot all about Naruto.
Sasuke dragged the unconscious Naruto body as they walked.
Now you're probably wondering where they are going...or what's Sasuke doing there. Well as it turns out, Naruto defeated Akatsuki, Sasuke helped defeat Madara, Sakura healed lots of nnja's and Konan came back and helped beat Akatsuki and Kabuto...
As to what these 16 year olds are doing...Well it appears to be some sort of Ninja banquet going on. This banquet is suppose to be honoring the major Ninja that helped defeat Akatsuki. Since Naruto Defeated Nagato, Kakuzu and made Konan an ally, and ultmately destroyed Madara Uchiha, He was the first major ninja. Sasuke defeated Deidara, Itachi(Who was later revealed as innocent and an S class hero since Itachi was under orders to destroy the Uchiha Clan and since he spared Sasuke and basically formed Sasuke into what he is today),and Zetsu simply because Sasuke could not fathom the idea of Asexual reproduction...poor Zetsu. Shikamaru killed Hidan according to the council which did not make any sense because Hidan is immortal. Meaning Hidan is still alive even right now. He's just beheaded ad buried deep in the ground probably cursing his lungs out. Anyway Shikamaru defeated him so Shikamaru's name was third on the list under Sasuke's. Sakura and Elder Chiyo killed Sasori which again is retarded since Sasori was immortal as well...I take that back. His heart was not immortal. Anyway Sakura's name was fouth. The rest of the Rookie 12 including Sai and the Jounin Senseis...except Asuma, helped kill Madara and the rest so they had a special place.
The sand ninja and the Kazekage were invited aswell. Konan was too.
"There it is!" Naruto miraculously woke up and hurried to the academy building. The banquet was being held there at the bottom floor.
"Come on Sakura hurry up." Sasuke said playfully.
Sakura's heart skipped a beat. When Sasuke came back to the village he had a major personality change. He was actually caring...or as close as he could be.
Naruto was dashing to the academy doors. He came to an abrupt stop when he saw team 8(I think Kurenai's team) standing by the door.
"NARUTO, DUDE!" said Kiba as he ran over and High fived Naruto. Sasuke and Sakura eventually walked up behind Naruto.
"Hey Kiba." Said Sasuke
"Sup Sasuke!" Kiba yelled
"Hi Kiba." Sakura politely said.
"Hello Sakura." He said.
"Greetings team 7" said a stoic emotionles voice from behind Kiba.
"Shino!" Naruto yelled as bounded over to Shino all hyper-like.
"Naruto-kun!" said a female voice almost identical in hyperness as Naruto's.
Naruto turned his head to look at Hinata Hyuuga who was standing next to Shino.
"OMGOMG NARUTO-KUUUUN! IT'S SO TOTALLY AWESOME THAT WE ARE LIKE GETTING HONORED AND STUFF!"
Now I bet you're wondering who said that. It ws none other and the Hyuuga Heiress herself Hinata Hyuuga. Where did her personality come from? Remember when she almost died during the invasion of Rikudo Pein? Well Hinata had an epiphany. To grab life by the bull's horns and ride that shit! Seriously she just started acting different after Naruto defeated Pein.
"I still can't get used to Hinata. It's like if Naruto was a girl...then it would be her." Sasuke said.
"Hinata-chan I know right!" Naruto said
It was like Naruto and Hinata were made for each other. Naruto still remembered what Hinata said to him before Pein Shinra Tensei'ed the hell outta her ass. Naruto decided he would bring it up with her later.
Hinata was a completely different story. She was very carefree and hyper/happy all the time. It was like she was reborn. Her confidence sky rocketed too. She was no longer shy, she was out going and loud...like Ino or Naruto. She too remembered what she said to Naruto during Rikudo Pein's invasion. She was waiting to bring it up later with him or until he brought it up...Young love.
"Okay so let's go in already, I'm tired of this small talk." Kiba said.
They all walked torward the door and Naruto opened it. The six of them ere greeted by a wonderous sight. Two long marvel tables, a giant ballroom, a ginat chandelier on the ceiling and a stage all the way in the bck of the room. There were already people in there. Of course Team 7 and Team 8 went to sit with their respective peers .
They sat in this order from the left in the the long table to the right.
On the side facing away from the doors
Tenten, Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Temari, Moegi,
On the other side facing the kunoichis...and the doors were:
Neji, Kiba, Sasuke,Naruto,Shikamaru, and Konohamaru.
Sitting to the male Ninja's left and the female's rights on the other end of the table were:
Rock Lee, Chouji,Shino, Gaara and Kankurou.
Sitting across from them on the other side of the table were:
Ayame, Matsuri, Hanabi, and Sai.
There were many small round tables surrounding the two large tables. On the the other large tables were the Various older Jounin and Chuunin of the village...and Konan.
On the stage were, Tsunade, Shizune, Koharu and Homura.
Tsunade clapped her hands and gained everyone's attention.
"GREETINGS EVERYONE WHO IS HERE TO CELEBRATE OUR RECENT DEFEAT OF AKATSUKI. I WISH YOU ALL A GOOD LIFE AFTER THIS. AND I ALSO WISH TO STRENGTHEN OUR ALLIANCES WITH AMEKAGURE, AND SUNAGKURE." She spoke so everyone could hear.
"SO WITHOUT FURHTER ADO, MAY I GRACE THE FOOD WITH ITADAKIMASU!"
Everyone grabbed their utensils and wasabout to eat ...until
Suddenly the lights went out!
It was now pitch black!
A high-pitch scream was heard!
The lights came back on!
"MY BOOK! I-IT"S GONE!" One silver haired, Jounin cried.
"MY SAND GOURD! IT'S GONE!" One Kazekage cried.
"MY MAKE-UP- ER WAR PAINT! IT'S GONE" One puppet controlling Ninja cried.
"MY SUNGLASSESS! THEY'RE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!" One Shino Aburame said shocking everyone in the room.
"MY GREEN JUMPSUIT! IT'S ORANGE!" One bowl cut ninja said.
All eyes turned torward NAruto.
"N-no it wasn't me! Honest."
"Says you!" Sakura stood up and pointed glaring at Naruto." Everyone knows you like orange!"
"It wasn't him Sakura." Hinata defended her crush.
Naruto looked relieved.
"So who stole those things?" asked Gaara.
"We don't know but we will find out." Naruto said standing up.
Naruto and Hinata smiled at each other goofily. Then spoke in unison...
"YOU ARE NOW ALL SUSPECTS OF-"
They both stood and ripped off their clothes to reveal...Naruto in a black tuxedo with an Orange dress shirt, and Hinata in an Orange silk dress with a purple flower design on it that showed all her curves and orange heels. And forbonus effect they were both wearing monicles...Naruto had two.
"NARUHINA DETECTIVE AGENCY!"
Naruto and Hinata thought the name was awesome and nothing was wrong with it at all. But once they said it and Ebisu had a massive nose bleed and fell unconscious they began to think otherwise.
Hinata then jumped up on the table and pointed out in the air...much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams.
"SO FESS UP! WHO DID IT?"
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