Sey's story
Sey: Hello I am SeY. WHERE IS OFFICER MANEGMENT? ! UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM. Hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo where are you? Anybody there? WHO AM I TYPING TO AGAIN?
Voice in distance NOBODY JUST KEEP TYPING RANDOM THINGS.
Me; you're typing to me. Disclaimer.
Bloodpaw; Armin-05 doesn't own the idea for this randomness.
Brokenpaw; Drrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnpppppppppaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!
Dragon; I am not Dragonpaw. I'm Dragon. I am not you're sister. I do not know you.
Me; THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL! AND WHO PUT THIS IN TIMES NEW ROMAN?
Shadowpaw; I did.
Me; ARE YOU CRAZY! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DISLIKE TIMES NEW ROMAN!
Sey; All I wanted to know is where is officer management, I'M SORRY YOU CATS.
Brokenpaw; so I didn't have to come?
Sey; I'M A HUMAN.
All the cats; WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS A HUMAN?
Runs away
Sey; HEY WERE ARE YOU GOING?
No cat answers
Me; awkward
Sey; I agree.
Me; WILL SOMEONE PUT THIS IN ARIAL FONT?
Changes to Arial
Me; That is better.
Bloodpaw; um, may we come out now?
Me; Yes; a human is a two-leg. Just so you know.
Bloodpaw; Yikes!
Selah; well goodbye for now. See ya next time.
Everybody; Bye!
Brokenpaw :I don't like two legs, wait, who are we talking to again? I'm leaving. Come on Dragonpaw.
Dragon : I AM NOT DRAGONPAW ! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT! IM GOING TO HONEYCLAN!
Brokenpaw : No need to shout. Come on, you know what I told you in our book, Sisters Unknown.
Dragon: Whatever. Come on Snow.
A white cat suddenly appears.
Snow: How did I get here, I was not here before.
Dragon: I don't know, bye.
JJJJJJ
1 year later…
Officer Management: Here I am! … Where'd everybody go…?
Ummmmmmmmm...
I don't own Warrior Cats. And 'Sister's Unknown' was a plot bunny that never got written, though if you want to take a shot at it, be my guest.
I wrote this years ago with a bunch of my friends, and an old computer, which is why Sey's looking for 'Officer Management'.
I wanted to share this with the general community, though I don't know if any of you would like it. 'Sey' is not the name of the person this story is centered around, but I wanted to keep her safe.