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Lies, Tricks, and Deception

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Prologue:

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   I suppose I should keep a personal log of the

important events that have happened in my life over

the last few years. I'll never forget what happened

the week of Roald's wedding, the Gods have made that

clear to me, so I don't feel the need to record those

events. However, I do need to tell someone what has

happened since then, and most importantly, what

happened to me yesterday. And since Dom has sworn me

to secrecy for a time, I'll confide in this little

black book. I found it in Dom's saddlebags the other

day, with all the pages ripped out. There are only a

few blank ones left, but they're enough. I'm getting

off topic already, a sure sign that I've never tried

this before. Let me start from the beginning, or

really, the middle.

The months after Dom and I started our relationship

were some of the most confusing of my life. I set out

from the palace the morning he kissed me, leaving

little time for explanations or confirmations. I

didn't tell anyone about what had happened with Dom,

giving Neal only an edited version of our night in the

jail cell. He ended up finding out anyway when Dom

arrived at the refugee camp the next month, sweeping

me off my feet and into an embrace with unmistakable

motives. Love really does addle the mind. Neither of

us cared just then that it was in front of a very

interested audience.

  It seemed Lord Raoul had guessed - somehow or other -

what our conveyance of letters meant, and had shown

his approval by sending Dom and Third Company back to

New Hope. Everyone partook in teasing and harassing

us to no end, but they didn't seem too surprised.

Neal was a different story, refusing to talk to either

of us for record time. He held out for around two

hours before demanding to know why neither one of us

had confided in him. We couldn't give him a definite

answer without further hurting him, but he eventually

calmed down.

  Tobe approved from the start. He hadn't known my

Sergeant (I love how that sounds) very well, even

after Scanra, but he deduced that Dom must truly care

if he had come all the way into Scanra for me, and

knowing that was good enough for Tobe. Dom made a

point of getting to know the boy better, and in time,

they became good friends, with Dom filling in as the

boy's role model. We joke a lot about that.  Dom

doesn't seem to think he's a worthy replacement.

  So all was well as my most memorable and wonderful

year ended. Another year later, things are still as

wonderful for the three of us. We're as close as a

real family, there's no doubt in my mind about that.

  And last night Dom asked me to marry him. Neither

of us cares much for drama; he didn't beat around the

bush. I don't want to sound as clichéd as one of

Meathead's poems, but I know that I want to marry him

more than I could imagine. To be able to know that

wherever he is, and wherever I am, we're thinking of

each other would be the greatest gift. I know he's

the one I'm meant to be with forever.

  As for my answer, I've never thought much about

marriage. Except for the firm belief that I don't

want it, I didn't look into my options, or even think

I could enjoy it. But then he asked me, and I wasn't

Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan then, I was Kel. The

same Kel that he wants to marry for some reason and

the same Kel, for that same reason, said, "Yes."

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