COMMERCIAL SHORT
NOTE: There's probably a few sudjestive themes, but as long as you don't think that the scenes with Woody and Bo Peep were too racy, you'll be okay.
(A guy in a wheelchair rolls onto a runway with a microphone.)
Gerrit: Due to the fact that our show, Extreme GhostBusters, contains subject matter that goes over most parent group's heads, we're forced to give out a redeeming social message.
Audience: *Groan...*
Gerrit: Don't worry, we're not giving out how to make a compost pile or anything useful like that. Using old party hats, we've came across a new fashion trend that gives you the enpowerment of the lesuire suit, yet the firm, comfortable feeling of pair of three-year-old jeans: Party Hat Wear! (A goth chick wearing a bra and panties made out black, over-the-hill party hats strutsacross the runway, doing a bunch of phoney poses.) The lovely Kylee is wearing a happening party hat bikkini designed by yours turely. (A tall Black guy walks in with a pair of party hats on his feet.) Next is Roland with his party hat shoes, also designed by Gerrit Inc.
Roland: Say Gerrit, don't you think this will cause some kind of sexual harrassment issue.
Gerrit: As long as it's from Claudia Shieffer and it's toward me, I don't care. (A Hispanic guy with a goatee walks in, clutching the trenchcoat he's wearing, tightly.) Eduardo, take the coat off.
Eduardo: Why do I have to do this?
Roland: Because you got the short end of the straw.
Eduardo: This sucks. Why can't you wear it?
Gerrit: How am I suppose to model it? I can't even stand up.
Eduardo: Ok, ok. I'll take the damn thing off. (Eduardo takes off the coat, revealing a stratigicly placed party hat.)
Gerrit: Last, (and in a way, definately least) is our last model, Eduardo, in a special men's party hat wear for his *heh* "other head."
Eduardo: Oh shut-up!
Kylee: Come on, stud-muffin. Get on the runway! (Slaps him real hard on the ass.)
Eduardo: Hey! That's sexual harassment!
Kylee: (Sarcasticly) Yeah, I want you real bad.
Eduardo: (Mumbling) Yeah, if you only ment it.
Gerrit: Now remember to get these goodies before they get copied by a bunch of no-talent designers and magazine editors. All proseeds will go to the disabled GhostBusters Association.
Roland: But, you are the only...mmmphhtttt!
Gerrit: (Holds hand over Roland's mouth.) That's all for now, folks.
NOTE: There's probably a few sudjestive themes, but as long as you don't think that the scenes with Woody and Bo Peep were too racy, you'll be okay.
(A guy in a wheelchair rolls onto a runway with a microphone.)
Gerrit: Due to the fact that our show, Extreme GhostBusters, contains subject matter that goes over most parent group's heads, we're forced to give out a redeeming social message.
Audience: *Groan...*
Gerrit: Don't worry, we're not giving out how to make a compost pile or anything useful like that. Using old party hats, we've came across a new fashion trend that gives you the enpowerment of the lesuire suit, yet the firm, comfortable feeling of pair of three-year-old jeans: Party Hat Wear! (A goth chick wearing a bra and panties made out black, over-the-hill party hats strutsacross the runway, doing a bunch of phoney poses.) The lovely Kylee is wearing a happening party hat bikkini designed by yours turely. (A tall Black guy walks in with a pair of party hats on his feet.) Next is Roland with his party hat shoes, also designed by Gerrit Inc.
Roland: Say Gerrit, don't you think this will cause some kind of sexual harrassment issue.
Gerrit: As long as it's from Claudia Shieffer and it's toward me, I don't care. (A Hispanic guy with a goatee walks in, clutching the trenchcoat he's wearing, tightly.) Eduardo, take the coat off.
Eduardo: Why do I have to do this?
Roland: Because you got the short end of the straw.
Eduardo: This sucks. Why can't you wear it?
Gerrit: How am I suppose to model it? I can't even stand up.
Eduardo: Ok, ok. I'll take the damn thing off. (Eduardo takes off the coat, revealing a stratigicly placed party hat.)
Gerrit: Last, (and in a way, definately least) is our last model, Eduardo, in a special men's party hat wear for his *heh* "other head."
Eduardo: Oh shut-up!
Kylee: Come on, stud-muffin. Get on the runway! (Slaps him real hard on the ass.)
Eduardo: Hey! That's sexual harassment!
Kylee: (Sarcasticly) Yeah, I want you real bad.
Eduardo: (Mumbling) Yeah, if you only ment it.
Gerrit: Now remember to get these goodies before they get copied by a bunch of no-talent designers and magazine editors. All proseeds will go to the disabled GhostBusters Association.
Roland: But, you are the only...mmmphhtttt!
Gerrit: (Holds hand over Roland's mouth.) That's all for now, folks.