Hmm, I wonder if I can get any help around here. Oh look! A friendly Combine!
"Hi can you make sure my bag gets to my hotel room? Thanks."
Now where do I go…ah! I'll ask this girl over there.
"Hi! I'm Gordon Frohman!"
"Overwatch stopped our train in the woods. And they took my husband off. I haven't seen him since then. It's been weeks."
Hm. I think she's hitting on me.
I'll just make my way to customs then.
Is that guy looking at me?
"Don't drink the water. It's $2.95 a bottle."
"Yeah, thanks, I'll try to remember that."
What a weirdo. There's got to be a cab stand around here somewhere around he…"Oh my god! Look at the line! My travel agent said this wasn't peak season!"
"Wait till you see the beaches."
Welp, looks like I've got a bit of a wait. Might as well make the most of it.
"Hi, I'm Gordon Frohman!"
Why is everyone looking at me?
Oh wait my name…
"I said FROHman."
"Do I detect the birth of a recurring gag?"
"I'm sure it won't come up again…"
"What did you say your name was?"
"Gordon Frohman."
"Gordon Frohman?"
"Yes."
"Not Gordon FREEman?"
"No."
"Not Gordon Freeman, the famed theoretical physicist with a surprising aptitude for firearms and combat?"
"No."
"Not Gordon Freeman, here to liberate City 17's hopeless, oppressed human inhabitants from certain death?"
"No."
"You're Gordon Frohman."
"Yes."
"The Sausage King of…"
"NO!"
Hmm, the line seems to have cleared up a bit. I think I'll need to register here. Oh look! More Combine!
"Did you pack your own bag?"
"Yes."
"Did anyone ask you to carry anything for them?"
"A man on the train asked me to hold him. Does that count?"
"No, please remove your shoes and step through the gate."
I can't wait until I get to my hotel room. Aha! More flying robots!
(Flash)
"Boy, they sure like to take Pictures. It's a good thing I'm a photogenic!"
Haha, I should pull some faces! That would be funny.
Alright, this way I suppose. What does this Combine want?
"Pick up that can!"
"How the heck to I do that?"
PRESS E TO PICK UP OBJECTS
"Oh…"
Whoah! It's floating!
"Hey cool, I can pick things up in this game…I mean world. It's a little odd that I don't have to use my hands though."
"I was just thinking that."
"Check me out! I'm using the force to levitate the can!"
"Throw it in the trash can."
"THROW it in the trash can? Can't I just put it in the trash can?"
"Umm…"
"Because if I throw it, I might accidently hit you, thus giving you an excuse to give me a beating with your electric billy club, there. That's why you said throw, right?"
"No."
"Instead of PUT."
"No."
"So you can give me a beating."
"Nuh-uh."
"Oh, what the hell."
I'll throw the can.
(Bonk)
"A Beating!"