The True Reason Tsunada Didn't Want to be Hokage
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Team Seven Training Grounds
"Hey Kakashi-sensei, I think I have figured out Baa-chan didn't want to be Hokage." "Why Naruto?"
"Well you know how every village has a leader with Kage in it?"
"Yes?"
"Well the Sand Village has a Kazekage, and Konoha has a Hokage."
" What does it have to do with Lady Tsunade?"
"Think about it, HO-kage." Naruto said this with a perverted grin on his face. Kakashi got one to.
Sakura and Sasuke heard this (A/N: This is a few days after Tsunade became Hokage.) and proceeded to tell nearly every in the village.
When Tsunade heard this, well, you can guess what happened to Naruto (The poor bastard, he should have known better. Oh well, he is a blond. ). He was in the hospital for five months in a serious condition and nearly lost his ability to have children permanently.
Well? What do you think? This is my first fanfic so don't get angry. I am open to suggestions and tell me if you think if this is funny.