Sarada, daughter of whom!?

Disclaimer: Aside from this story, none of the characters described are mine, they belong to their respective owners, I just borrowed them to put in some crazy situations.

Phrases between dashes (-Bolt-) is what the characters say

Phrases between quotes ("Sarada") are thoughts.

If phrases aren't between any symbols, means its narrative.

Bolt's plan.

An Uchiha wearing peculiar glasses walked the streets of Konoha with an expression full of sadness, frustration and anger on her face.

-"Why no one can tell me the truth about my parents? Also, that picture of my father with that strange girl wearing glasses like mine, has just complicated things even further ..."- thought Sarada angry and frustrated.

-Halt there, brat!-

However, her thoughts were interrupted by a sudden noise that was coming toward her.

-You never will catch me, dattebase!- a blond child suddenly appears running in the distance towards her.

-"Bolt is doing some prank again?"- Thought the Uchiha while hiding behind a pole to observe him from afar.

Several Chunnin cornered the blond and throwed themselves over to catch and tie him with a string.

-No! Please not! I hate bondage!- Bolt shouted scared.

We caught you at last, brat!-

-You'll pay for painting our clothes orange!-

-And for making fun of us!-

-And also for throwing at us your stink bombs!-

However, when the ninjas get up to see Bolt, they just found a log tied with several strings in place.

-What! Where did he go!?-

-Quick! Disperse! He cannot be that far away from here!-

The shinobi quickly mobilize away in various directions.

-Ha, idiots...- comments Bolt hidden under a banner.

-Can you get out at once Bolt? You not fooled me, shannaro-

-Ah, Sarada! What are you doing here? You were spying on me, dattebase? -

-As if you were so interesting, I actually just was hiding from the hustle you always causes-

-If you say... Hey Sarada, can you help me with something?-

-Me? Do I look like I want help you? -

-Bah! All you had to say was "no..."- responds Bolt somewhat depressed kicking a stone and beginning to get away from there.

-Wait! Is not that, sorry, it's just that it's very rare that you will ask for help from someone- Sarada said apologizing in a way- just tell me what is.-

-All right, what happens is that I found something while reviewing some things in the Archive... -

-You! In the Archive of Konoha!? I fear will begin now to snow- Sarada said incredulously -And what you were looking for there?-

-Hey! Don't underestimate me, dattebase! if I was there was only because I heard a rumor that Dad couldn't graduate from the academy, but apparently he never took the exam to be a genin and just wanted check if was true.-

-Really? That sounds very strange... there is only one way to become genin, and that is through the graduation exam, maybe these rumors are just that, rumors.-

-That's what I intend to find, however looking at the Archive I found some of dad's records and I learned that he actually did take the exam, but for some reason his scores were scribbled, but supposedly they weren't enough to become genin, in fact apparently he managed to graduate from the academy thanks to a special test which consisted in find a forbidden or secret scroll in a hidden place of the Leaf Village and then open it and learn some jutsu from it.-

-A secret test to learn a jutsu from a secret scroll?-

-Yeah, and seems that the scroll has several high rank justsus, as well as classified and sensitive data from the village, just thinking about jutsu ...- The Uzumaki began to mumble with a lost and faraway look.

-"Data Classified and sensitive?! The scroll may contain information about my parents!? Shannaro!" -thought excited the Uchiha.

-...maybe it contains grandpa's Hirashin or even the Rasengan that dad has told me. Sarada, can you imagine if that were true? I'm sure would be enough learn a jutsu of that stuff and I could easily graduate, dattebase-

-I really have little interest in the jutsus that may contain that scroll.-

-Well, to be perfectly honest, my goal isn't to get the scroll itself, nor that jutsus.-

The Uchiha stared weirdly at the Uzumaki.

-That sounded very suspicious, are you really Bolt? You normally love this sort of thing... -

-´Course I am me! But what I mean is that I need that stuff just to check if a specific jutsu is written in it.-

-¿Specific jutsu? Like which?-

-I'm getting there, apparently records show, like also some of the rumors, that for my father could pass that test, he had to find the location of the scroll first, and to do so, he had to confront the Hokage who led the village at the time, all this as part of the test in order to grant access to the forbidden scroll, then learn a jutsu from it and thus graduating, or at least that's what I understood.-

-You're not confused or wrong? I mean, that would mean that when he was even before than academy fresh, your dad managed to take down the Hokage who ruled at the time, and that truly sounds too deranged.- Sarada said incredulously.

-Deranged or not, apparently so it was, when my dad was about twelve, apparently used a jutsu he created and was so powerful that left unconscious the Hokage, then he took off with the scroll to a unknown location.-

-Really!? But according to my understanding, the Hokage holding the office at the time was the Third, Iruzen Sarutobi, AKA The Professor due to his wisdom and that was one of the most powerful and feared shinobi of his time, even more, was known that he mastered more than a thousand jutsus, but if really there is a jutsu that executed the Seventh to beat him at that age, then it should be an incredibly powerful one.-

-Amazing, isn't? If dad could actually beat a powerful guy like him, then I feel the same about that jutsu, it must've been very strong, but the strangest thing is that once I asked my parents about it, but they refused tell me something about it, and that is very rare because they have already told me about some of the strongest jutsu like Granpa's Rasengan or his Hirashin calmly.-

-Then really it must been a very powerful jutsu.-

-I think so, but that's not all, when I asked my dad to teach me that jutsu with which he could defeat the Third, he got angry and told me that is a very dangerous jutsu range SSS and I should never learn it, but even more strange it is that when I asked in front of mom, she just blinked and blushed a little, then she told me that I perhaps could learn it when older, so I'm sure that jutsu must be written on the forbbiden scroll. -

-Well, now that's weird, but the again I've heard the most powerful jutsu generally are also very strange, but nonetheless, why do you need my help?-

-Well... the thing is, I don't know the exact location, but I know my dad zealously protects a scroll that apparently has its location, I would love have it.-

-But that should be impossible! You know that the Seventh is always on his desktop, always alert, I doubt that he hand over it if we just ask-

'That's why I need you to distract him a minute to take it from him.-

-But how could I do that?-

-Mmmh ... You can always ask him if he knows anything about your father, after all they were teammates with your mom, apparently they were also friends or rivals or so I heard. I'm sure he will not refuse, and while he distracted talking to you, I will remove the scroll from him.-

-Mmmh ... Maybe I will do that, but only on one condition...-

-Then you will help me? What happened with "I ain't care about being a ninja"- Bolt commented mockingly just to annoy Sarada a bit.-

-And still I don't- Sarada answered with an air of indifference in return -but in exchange for my help you will let me also see the scroll's contents, I'm really interested in the info that it may contain...-

-Huh? And why's that?-

-Because there may be info about what that shannaro of father was like, or even his whereabouts, and perhaps also there are info about sh...- Sarada suddenly stopped.

-About whom?-

-Sorry, that's something personal...-

-Well, anyway, I accept your terms, It's a deal, so now, we go to the Hokage's office, dattebase!

Well, this is the first chapter of what will be a parody of Naruto Gaiden focused mainly on Sarada and their existential problems, not take it too seriously, maybe this will be just a couple more of chapters long. If are some spelling errors is due my first time writing an fanfic in English and used a lot of Google Translate for support.

Did you like it or not? Criticism or opinions about it are alright and accepted, flames will be ignored, reviews please.

Sorry if my English is not perfect, isn't my first language.

Lostfang