Greetings and salutations all.

(Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Complete and Utter Truth, has been a personal project of mine for well over a year now. With Douglas's untimely death, I took it upon myself to finish the sixth book in his manic non-trilogy. This page contains instructions for reaching my book.)

Scott J. Couturier here. You may be wondering what exactly happened to 'The Complete and Utter Truth.' I know I am. One day I was happily updating, the next all my considerable effort was callously wiped from the web in a most inexplicable fashion. So.

I am currently working on a new independent web page for 'Utter Truth'…the book has been finished, and I am currently in a mode of spastic postings. I can't legally give you a specific web address, since that would be considered spamming (and recent events have shown just how touchy FanFiction.net can be). However, I think I CAN mention this:

Go to Google (notice I didn't list an incriminating web address! I think you all know how to get to Google). Type in: Hitchhiker Guide Galaxy Utter Truth. A caption will come up saying Fanfiction.net Story - The Complete and Utter Truth. I'm not sure why it says this, because it leads to my personal page and not to Fanfiction.net. Ah well, the web is a temperamental thing. Anyway, click on said link, sit back, and enjoy! I'm still posting new chapters, so there might not be any new material for a little while.

WARNING: The site will take a while to load. Each page contains ten chapters, so there's a tad of a load time involved. Or that could just be my archaic PC. Hewn out of granite, you know. Thought it would match the furniture…

Anyway, thanks all for your continued support of Utter Truth.

Stay froody,

~Scott J. Couturier

Oh, and just so this is a valid entry, I'd better include a little story to make this post legitimate:

Arthur stared into the black reaches of space.

Thank you, and g'night.