Pure comedy. A friend and I were talking on Instant Messenger, and she was talking about her dog, and a certain sentence inspired this. That sentence is the title of this chapter.
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So. The day was nice, school was out. Soubi had found himself picking up Ritsuka from school, his friend with the pink hair not accompanying them. So there he and Ritsuka were, walking along. Soubi's eyes were trained on the youth beside him, a faint smile reaching his lips.
His eyes trailed down to Ritsuka's lips when the boy began to speak, ears twitching.
"Hey, Soubi..."
"Yes, Ritsuka..?"
"Weiner wants a hug. That poor weenie.."
Soubi's eyes grew large. His face turned a dark shade of red, and he would swear against it, were this story told to anyone, but a trail of red slipped from his nose.
"W-what.. did you say, Ritsuka..?"
"Weiner wants a hug, duh, Soubi," He motioned down the street to a rather tall girl walking a weiner dog who had a rather melancholy expression on his ickle doggy face.
"... O-Oh.."
"What did you think I meant?" Ritsuka sent Soubi questioning glance.
"Uh, nothing, Ritsuka. Sad puppy." The blond began to hurry down the street as Ritsuka stood, staring after Soubi, a confused expression on his face.
"..." Ritsuka's eyes grew wide, he began to chase after Soubi. "You pervert!"
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Aaaand end. xD It's crack, don't ask me.