A/N-This is my first fan fiction so be nice. The story is deicated to my friends Alissa and Shelby who will probaly be the only ones to understand this.
Disclaimer- i do not own Twilight, Stephenie meyers does. I also don't own pudding my mom does.
Bella was sitting n the living room of the Cullen's house listening the TV when suddenly Emmett asks,"Hey, Bella where is that pudding you promised to bring over"
"What pudding"
"You know the one you were talking about yesterday"
"Oh, about that i went to Target last night and when I went to the pudding isle i found a notice saying pudding is illegal"
"It is not." he said trying to pretend like he would know that type of thing.
"It is to. Ask Alice." Bella said pointing at Alice who just happened to walk into the room at that second.
Alice being Alice already knew what they were fighting about and said," Pudding is illegal because it makes you smarter then the" Alice ran out of ideas at that exact moment.
Bella thinking fast replied,"Then the Government. Right! Pudding makes you smarter then the government"
"really smarter then the government?" Emmett questioned.
"Yep!Smarter then the government." Alice and Bella answered at the same time.
By then the rest of he family was gathered in the living room and could not help but laugh.
"Really smarter then the government guys?" Edward asked when they calmed down.
"wait they were joking!!" Emmett exclaimed.
A/N - Just wanted to say this is based off a real life is side joke.
-lovestoread95