A/N: I don't ask for reviews because this is all really for my amusement though feel free. This was inspired by "Lost in Austen" and simply because I don't like Bella. Circumstance never played so much a part as it does now. OOC simply because my sanity begs it of me. I don't quite know if this will have a happy ending or not so there you have it. Your fair warning. If you still feel the need(bored or otherwise) then continue on, but I have done my part I did warn you. Jacob/Bella supporters please stay away this will probably sadden(or incur your wrath) the most. Other warnings: I don't like Bella, I don't like Nessie, I don't like Fail!dawn and it is evident in the story. Also for the purpose of this story I'm ignoring the rule that vampires can only fall in love once just a tad bit.

Lost in Twilight

Chapter 1: Fall down? Nope punched Bella Swan in the face

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I closed the book and the cover fell to the floor. I looked down and saw the all too familiar apple in hands that I could draw in my sleep. Damn this was my third copy. I sighed picking it up. I gently placed it back on and went to search for the tape, not that it would do any good, I was going to have to buy another copy. I asked my roommate Emily for the tape and she gave me the same look she always did. I didn't care this was my vacation time and I could spend it however I wanted. School wouldn't start for two more weeks. I was going to start my first year in college this semester and though I was nervous I sort of wanted to get on with it already. I didn't care for her judging it didn't matter she was Team Jacob anyway so she couldn't be trusted. At least she didn't hate Edward.

Hey everyone has their escapes, mine was Twilight. Though many girls imagined themselves as Bella I couldn't fathom it, me and her were as different as light and dark. The only similarity was in fact our love for Edward. Though I loved him I was fully planted in the real world, it was just nice to escape it sometimes and I could think of nothing better than Edwards words or visiting the Cullens again. After I had taped my book as best as I could I set it carefully on my shelf and settled in for the night. I never managed to have a single dream of Twilight and this saddened me for my dreams were always very realistic and it would be nice to visit that world if only for a bit, I could be a ghost for all I cared I just wanted to step foot in Forks. I closed my eyes and soon fell asleep.

A crash awoke me. I held onto my covers, I always was a coward afraid of anything that moved in the dark. I got up there really was something about humans and curiosity. It was probably just Emily getting in late. I walked towards my door carefully picking up a heavy textbook on my way. Suddenly out of nowhere a body fell on me. I opened my mouth to scream and found it covered. This was it, I was going to be killed. I shut my eyes and slammed my textbook into them as hard as I could, it being my last chance.

"Oww!! Holy Crow why did you hit me!?" My eyes instantly opened in complete shock. I had only heard of one person ever saying such a ridiculous statement. I turned to see a figure in the dark rubbing profusely at her scalp. The name uttered out of my mouth before I had any thought of it.

"Bella?" My mouth had never been drier. This was it, I had finally lost it. Damn I was sure I would last longer than this, frankly I was disappointed in myself.

"How did you know my name?" her voice was surprised she was still rubbing her scalp as I sat unable to move trying to process Bella in my room at 2 in the morning. Just as I was about to lose it I realized what this must be. I had finally, albeit in a very strange way, gotten my wish. I was dreaming of Twilight. Oh very nice there dream person you give me Bella of all people, that's not funny I see you laughing up there or wherever you are. Well I guess beggars can't be choosers. These insane thoughts ran through my head in mere seconds and I turned once again to Bella and I realized she was waiting for an answer.

"How could I not know your name, it's ingrained in my brain." Even in the dark I could see how her brow would twist in confusion, classic Bella. I stood to turn the light on being in the dark would get us nowhere. It took a second for my eyes to adjust and when they did I turned to her once again. She was shorter than I had imagined, but other than that she looked exactly how she did in my head.

"I don't understand."

"Of course you don't, anyway my name is An with one n." People tended to misspell it and so it had become a habit of mine to add that I guess it continued on even in the dream world. I realized I didn't know exactly how long I would have until I would wake myself up, I had to make the most of it. I met Bella's eyes that were still confused and getting more so by the second probably because I was glaring at her. "You'll have to forgive me for this Bella, you know what on second thought no I won't regret it. I've thought you needed this for a long while now." I moved back and swung my fist till it collided with her face. She gasped and fell onto my bed.

"Why are you hitting me?!" I smiled triumphant.

"That was for the whole Nessie business and just in general." I rubbed my hand it was stinging a bit, completely worth it though. I felt relieved. I helped her up. "I am sorry that I hit you with my textbook though."

"You still haven't answered my question where am I? What have I done to you?!"

"Forget it, well you're obviously still human I didn't think to check, I guess you could have had me for breakfast oh wait I forgot with your Mary-sue powers you don't feel the hunger do you?" Her brow furrowed some more.

"Will you please stop talking in riddles? Of course I'm human." She wiped her lip and I realized she was bleeding. I opened my drawer and handed her a first aid kit.

"Here."

"Thanks I guess, will you please explain who Nessie is?" I sighed hopefully next time I would have a better dream. Well I might as well play along maybe one of the Cullens would show up if I kept this going.

"Well let me see at what part of the story you are at, you're obviously not a vampire yet so not fail!dawn yet, no ring or bracelet so not in Eclipse. Not distraught and complexion is well so New Moon's out." That left Twilight, but at what part was she at. "Tell me Bella what do you know about Edward?" I waited for the blush that would surely cover her face, but I was met with nothing but more confusion.

"Edward? I don't know any Edward, what were you saying about vampires, are you sure you're okay?" She looked at me worriedly. She hadn't met him yet, this dream was getting stranger and stranger. What good would it do to me, to have a Bella who hadn't even met Edward yet? I went to my bookshelf and picked up an autographed copy of Twilight. It was okay, because I had two of them. What can I say, living in San Francisco had it's perks one of them being that Stephenie liked to come here. I handed it to her.

"This is what I'm talking about. Edward the Mr. Darcy of this generation is your future husband you lucky whore." I said it good heartedly, but of course it being Bella she looked astonished at my words.

"Why do you hate me, when we have barely met?"

"Oh Bella how I've tried to answer that question myself a million times. I just can't understand your decisions, or why you insist on making the same mistakes over and over again." She flipped to the back and read what was there.

"Edward was a vampire. Wait are you saying I marry a vampire?" She broke out in laughter as I frowned at her.

"Yes I am, it's what happens."

"Are you sure you're all right?"

"Okay you know what give me that." I took the book back. "What are you doing here Bella? Why don't you answer that, you don't even know any of the Cullens yet so I can't ask you to summon them."

"I don't know myself. I just moved to Forks you see, it's such a difficult place to be in and I was unpacking my things and I saw that the wall of my closet was painted a different color, so I started inspecting it. As I pushed it I found that it was a small door of some kind so I opened it and somehow it led me to your closet. I don't know how to explain it really. I know how that sounds insane, but since you think I'm going to marry a vampire and blame me for this Nessie person I think you're familiar with that territory so will you please just tell me where I am?" she sputtered out as I stared transfixed by her words. I was having Narnia flashbacks, except this was so much better. A door to the Twilight world. Could it be possible? This was a dream of course it could be possible. Or was it a dream, Bella obviously didn't think so, but then again she was a fictional character. Of course it was a dream, I shouldn't lose my mind while in it either, but I could enjoy it as long as it lasted. My heart sped up at the chance to finally see the Cullens in the flesh, well sort of anyway.

"Show me this door Bella."

"Not until you tell me where I am?" She looked at me her face set stubbornly.

"You're in San Francisco, this is my apartment I share it with Emily." Her eyes widened.

"San Francisco?! Oh my god I've always wanted to come here. She ran to my window. Cities are so great aren't they?" I couldn't argue with her on that one, big cities were always my thing, which is why I had moved here in the first place.

"I'd give my arm to trade places with you though." I said wistfully.

"Really? Why? Forks is nothing special." I smiled she really had no idea. "I'd much rather be here."

"Trust me you'll be alright in Forks, now will you show me this door." She regretfully stood away from the door and headed for my closet. I didn't see anything except my clothes and the occasional food wrapper.

"That's strange it was just right here." She pressed against the wall, but nothing happened. "Does this mean I won't be able to get back?" There was mild hysteria in her voice, but I also detected hope. Maybe we had all underestimated Bella's hatred for Forks. "But Charlie, I have to get back." Her brow was set again, yep still Bella.

"Well I don't know what to tell you, so you know what I'm going back to bed and hopefully next time I'll dream about Edward. You have a good night now Bella."

"You're not going to help me?"

"What do you want me to do, besides you're just a dream it wouldn't do any good." I lifted the covers and slid in.

"This is not a dream! I don't know how to get back! Oh a phone! Do you have one?"

"No this is the 12th century we don't have phones, of course I do, here." I tossed her my cell and she dropped it on the floor, of course. I rolled my eyes and set my head on the pillow. I heard some muffling sounds and then a shove against my shoulder.

"An, An did you fall asleep already?"

"Yes now go away."

"I can't get through it says my number doesn't exist."

"Alright you know what Bella, why don't you take one of those air mattresses out of my closest and get some rest then we'll figure this out in the morning." Placating her was probably the best way to get her to go away.

"That sounds good, thanks An."

"Sure, good night."

"Good night." I was asleep before my head hit the pillows. When I awoke it was to brilliant light from my window. I sat up and stretched. Man that had been such a strange dream. I stood and saw that there was nothing on the floor next to me and smiled. I started heading downstairs smelling a delicious aroma. Emily must be cooking what a nice surprise she was usually very strict about me making my own food. I practically ran towards the kitchen.

"Oh my god, Emily you shouldn-" I stopped midsentence, there standing in my kitchen making eggs was Isabella Swan.

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If you have not seen Lost in Austen you totally should, it's epic.