Jonny 2x4 has a Wet Dream

Author's Note: This is a re-imagining of a Youtube Poop I done years ago turned into a fanfic. It is my anniversary when I first joined

Jonny 2x4 was with plank and they were now teh new neighborhood regects as the Eds were loved and he was the hated one ever since then, as he walked on their way to teh hentai store to buy emselfs some magazines to buy and then he stumbles across a strange doll as he notices as it is a giant Hitomi Tanaka statue as it then gets ready to reanimate it to come to life. (If you don't know who Hitomi Tanaka is look her up, I never watch'd porn o hur to be honest if you accuse me of then GTFO)

"What's that Plank...? You want me to bring the statue to life so it can destroy the neighborhood as they won't know what hit em'? You're a genius buddie o pal!" Jonny says as he giggled uses his reanimation abilities as the statue cums to life and TEH Hitomi Tanaka golem turned to a GIANT lizard MONSTER is now... HITOMIZILLA!1111111!111111

It grows to a COLLOSSAL SIZE then terrorizes the living heck out the cupdesack as it then starts having fire breasting abilities as she had a tail had spines growing out her back and stuff as she had glowing eyes without pulpils, as she shat loser beems from her eyes and stepped on a house (which was Kevin's) with her foot and roared in anger and all the other kids ran in fear. "NO this kant bee! MY HOUSE!" Kevin yelled as he ran to hide at Rolf's and Nazz was RUNNING away and laughing oddly.
Little as Jonny DOES not know is that the Kanker sisters are at a swimming lake as it was heavily polluted and dumped over wit toxic waste as it sad: "WARNING DO NOT SWIM" as it said as the sisters were too stupid to listened they jumped into the pool as they started to mute and then transform into giant beastly monsters as they ended up fuzing together and were a three headed monster with wings and flying as they can breast fire and had a sexy body leik Wendy Fiore and Denise Milani (LOOK THOS 2 UP IF U DON'T KNOW WHO TEY R OKAY!?) and hd 3 tithes as they did the three headed Kanker monster were laughing as they prepared to kill as they were... QUEEN KANKER!11111111