Chapter 1: Haha.
Robina stepped into the classroom uncertainly. Hurriedly, she rushed to her seat. She didn't want to get in trouble with the principal again. Shinn poked her. "You and the rest went off early yesterday. What happened?" Robina rolled her eyes. She couldn't believe that Shinn couldn't remember.
-flashback lol-
Jae Ri was colouring her nails. Kanako was drawing. Robina was vandalizing her desk. Athrun was listening to his ipod.
"That's IT!" Natsume yelled at the class. 'I can't teach 'Elements' anymore! I've had it with you guys!" A burst of fire appeared in his palm.
Robina sat gangster style. "'Cher! We know you're cute and all, but you can't expect us to seriously listen to a ten-year-old kid right?"
Natsume's eye colour changed. He sent fire flying in Robina's direction. Just as she was about to fight back with fire, a sudden zap of ice froze the flame.
"Shinn, I know your element of ice is really powerful, but you don't need to show off!" She said, glancing at Shinn. He smirked.
"Ah ha! Use of power without the teacher's permission. Everyone is sent to the happy home opposite the school! Mwahahaha!" The principal said, bursting in. "Everyone except Shinn. He's coming with me."
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-At the home-
"What am I doing here? I didn't even do ANYTHING!" Kai Yin complained. "I shouldn't be here!" Sakura(not from card captor whatever you guys watch.) whined. Ruka let himself fall onto the squishy floor. Sighing, he imagined animals surrounding him.
In another room, Jae Ri was going swirly-eyed. The room was covered in TVXQ! Posters. "Jae Joong!" She started to chant. "Jae Joong…Jae Joong…" Kanako was getting pissed off. "Shut UP!" She screamed. Athrun closed his eyes and wondered what Shinn was doing.
In the third room, Robina was rocking herself. "Bwahahaha…" She muttered. Natsume had a crazed glint in his eyes. "Mwahahaha!" He began to laugh. Allen was crying. Their combined laugh-cries reached the other rooms.
"Hey, did you hear something?" Athrun asked. Kanako nodded. "It sounds kind of familiar… Like its Robina's insane laughter or something." She added.
Sakura stopped whining. "That sounds like Allen kun!" She exclaimed, smiling.
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Natsume burned through his straitjacket and Robina froze hers and pushed. It cracked. "WE'RE FREE!" They yelled. Robina took out a cannon from her pocket of wonders. She blasted the walls of the other two rooms.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Uh oh.
The guard burst in with his pet alligator. "STOP.STOP.ROLL." He said, throwing a bomb at Kai Yin. Apparently, working at a nut house had side effects. Athrun saved Kai Yin in the nick of time.
"What the hell were you doing to my friend, butterfly princess?!" Robina yelled at the guy.
He gasped. "DON'T CALL MEH GIRLY NAMES!"
"Cupcake." (Robina)
"Sweetheart." (Athrun)
"Pumpkin pie." (Sakura)
"LEMON PRINCESS!" (Jae Ri)
"STOP!" The guard cried. He dropped down to the floor and cradled his head.
"Come on! Let's run before he's untraumatized!" Robina yelled. "Yeah, and we must use different ways to escape!" Jae Ri added.
Jae Ri poked her side of the wall. She began to sing opera versions of TVXQ! Songs. They were so out of tune and loud that the wall cracked. She ran out happily.
"My turn!" Kanako screamed. She unleashed a swarm of dangoes to eat another part of the wall. The wall got eaten(!) and she glided out.
Amidst all the commotion, Athrun simply leaned against the wall. He fell and was safe. As soon as she saw this, Sakrua rushed over and yelled "BOOM!" while running out the hole. "Hi-five! We got out with the same hole!" Athrun said, laughing.
Kai Yin danced around. Suddenly, she was transformed into a bunny! She talked bunny talk and got a bunch of mutant bunnies to kick the wall down. She was free.
Natsume set the wall on fire and Robina simply bombed it.
-end of flashback-
"And that's how we got out!" Robina said, smiling.
Shinn wiped away the anime sweatdrop that was stuck to his face.
Lavi burst into the room.
"WHERE THE HELL'S ALLEN?!"
-end-
Robina: Look out for the next one!
Kanako: I wrote it.
Sakura: LOL! This is so funny.