One day, Genji is walking around in the gardens of Hanamura but then he gets hungry so he goes for a quick lunch at some fuckin ramen place and has a bowl of ramen which he mixes the cocaine he got from his secret stash in the sewers into. This makes him extremely high and he ends up beheading everyone and shitting down their necks and that shit then goes down into their stomach and through the digestive system and out of their assholes and into their pants so basically they all shit their pants. Then he gets on his $2 chinese bootleg hoverboard which definitely doesnt explode and goes back.
On the way back Genji's hoverboard explodes and Genji is somehow unscathed although it does kill a bunch of random people and some really old 100 year old japanese ww2 veteran with ptsd starts screaming hiroshima over and over while running around in circles and telling everyone to take cover. At least Genji thinks he is unharmed because hes a cyborg and mostly cant feel shit. However when he looks at his crotch area he realizes that his beautiful, shiny, chewy cyborg dick was torn off by the explosion.
"Ah, shit. Looks like that triple anal gangbang I'm having with Mercy and Hanzo later will have to wait." Genji says out loud as a 3 year old girl with her mom passes him. He then walks back to Hanamura, sad that he had lost his technologically advanced pleasure machine.
Back at Hanamura Genji tries to explain to Torbjorn what happened. By the way ik torbjorns fuckin swedish and hes in japan but i dont give a fuck because this is a fanfiction and hes a bearded midget. Deal with it.
"Torb, can you please build me a new cyborg dick? I lost mine in a hoverboard explosion a while ago." Genji says.
"Don't worry I can fix it. I'll use the best parts and then I'll chew it when it's finished to see if it's good enough." Torbjorn replies.
"Got it. Thanks!" Genji replies as he runs straight to his bedroom.
Genji walks into his bedroom and is greeted by Mercy completely naked literally shoving 10 dildos into her pussy while watching the emoji movie.
"Hey babe, anything unusual today?"
"Not really."
By the time Mercy is finished she pulls out all of the dildos at once. All of them are bloodstained and Mercy's pussy now has a 500 inch diameter. It is so big that roadhog could fit in it and bear grylls came in with a camera crew so that he can explore her pussy together with the cameramen. After that they give Mercy 25 billion dollars and a bucket of bear grylls' piss and then Mercy gets one of her strapons and fucks bear grylls and all of the camera crew in the ass and then they leave.
And suddenly Torbjorn walks in with the new cyborg dick. Genji is extremely delighted and is so excited that he goes to the sewers and sniifs his entire cocaine stash and then he goes back and attaches his new cyborg dick and screws torbjorn first at a rate of 2 million thrusts a second and then he steals all of the dildos in the world and shoves them all into Mercy's pussy which further widens it and eventually Jeff Kaplan shows up completely naked.
"Can I join in?"
"Yeah!"
Then Jeff fucks torbjorn with his huge 800 mile long cock and they fuck so much and hard and fast that by the time they are done fucking flying cars have been invented, humans have cities on every planet in the solar system and all 4 of them are dead and burger king rules the universe from his whopper throne.
The end