I'm still working on my Naruto fanfic, so hang in there, surprisingly when I don't really think, ideas come to mind, and hehe their not bad!... if I do say so myself, but this is an idea that came to mind one night so hope you like it! This will be a series of collective one-shots with the one and only…person I wish I owned *Sob* SO Enjoy!

A tall male stood in front of the large dark building where he would meet the assassination team he was assigned to. 'It doesn't look that bad…" he thought thinking back to the Ninth's warning.

"The squad I am assigning you to have trouble… you could say keeping a healer."

"Keeping a healer?"

"Yes, they rave about needing a doctor that is useful and I quote 'Not a weakass weakling'. Originally I was to put you with the future Tenth Vongola Boss however I believe you'll be able to control them and their unnecessary actions."

"So who's assigned to the Tenth?"

"Your pupil Arianna. She shows tremendous potential throughout your training and I believe she is ready."

"Are you sure? She has much more to learn… Plus there are other doctors more suitable, more mature than Arianna."

"Yes but she gained your stubbornness that I believe will balance his family."

"I see…So who's squad are you assigning me too?"

"My son's."

He walked into the base but tripped over a carpet bump just as a knife soared passed where his head should have been. The sound of metal cutting into the large cement brick beside him alerted him that his head was only seconds away from becoming dango. Only when he stood up did he straighten himself and walk further in the stronghold heading towards the figure in the chair. "Um…"

Squalo observed the male, sitting in one of the chairs as he came closer. The Ninth informed the squad that they were assigned another healer that was capable of putting up with their antics, since all the others ended up with their head imbedded into the wall along with the knife. The male was tall, reaching about Squalo's height and had long, white silky side bangs that ended at the knees whereas the back of his head was short and soft. He intrigued Squalo since he male never once opened his eyes, whether from shock or anger nor did the smile that was on his face move throughout that scene.

The man reached his destination and stood in front of Squalo, "I'm Rei, the new healer of this unit, please take care of me." Squalo stood and turned walking out into a large living room, where the others were relaxing, with Rei following him. "Shishishishi, is this the new newbie?" "My! What a feminine looking man!" "I don't care as long as I'm paid…" "Has the boss seen him yet?"

Squalo ignored their questions and arrived at a door before opening it and walking inside with Rei beside him. He stood as Xanxus glanced up and saw Rei, "You're the new healer?" "Hai" Rei replied with a smile. Xanxus said nothing and gave a look towards Squalo to leave, Rei was about to follow him before Xanxus ordered him to stay. Rei stood in front of the desk as Xanxus inspected him. The moment was shrouded in silence before Xanxus broke it getting angrier at Rei's answers, "Why am I unable to gain anything about you?" "Who knows…" "Why this squad?" "Ninth's orders" "Get out…" "Right…" Rei said as he turned towards the location of the door and left the office.

Rei walked into the living room once more by following the shouts of Squalo, who's voice was more high pitched and louder than the others. Squalo stopped as Rei entered the room and asked him "What time is it?" "Look at the clock" "But I'm asking you…" Squalo sighed in distain before replying "It's one"

"Ah… where's the kitchen?" "To your left" Rei nodded and headed in that direction. Once he entered he began sniffing, taking in all the different spices from the kitchen and putting them into memory. He walked towards the fridge and also took a whiff, taking out the fruits and meat he needed in order to make dinner. He opened the cupboards and started feeling the different pans, cups, and cutlery and turned on the stove and feeling the right heat before getting to work.

Not soon after, the squad's mouth began to water as they took in the rich smell from the kitchen. Lussuria peered in to see Rei cutting basely and put the finishing touch on the chicken. He turned towards Lussuria and beckoned him towards the dishes, "You can tell them they can come in, if you like" before grabbing another plate and began heading in Xanxus' direction.

Lussuria ran towards the dishes and grabbed a plate before walking out into the living room and sat on one of the couches all the while his comrades watching his every move. Lussuria squealed in happiness once the food entered his mouth, taking another bite. Squalo ran into the kitchen accompanied by and took a plate. He took a bite of the chicken covered in an herbal sauce and gravy and almost moaned out loud from the taste. Mamimon watched the other reactions in silent amusement, eating his own food.

Rei retraced his footsteps to the boss' door and knocked lightly. "What?" Xanxus asked from the other side, "Food… I'm sure you must be hungry…" Rei softly spoke. There was a brief moment of silence before Xanxus replied "Come in." Rei found the door knob before turning it and entered his office. Rei walked up to the desk and placed the plate down, unnoticeably finding a spot first. He clasped his hands behind his back before nodding towards Xanxus and left.

(able to detect people due to their variations of weight from their vibrations through the floor as well as voice)

Okay guys, I'm not really sure you noticed this but I'm sure you guys MUST have at some point wondered where the hell is their doctor, I mean there are amazing fighting people and like not even like one doctor truly had a part in the anime besides Lussuria's healing bird. So with my amazing observation skills and the need to write out my yaoi fanfic, Rei was born, I hoped you guys liked it and tell me what you think! Yaoi haters are not welcome…I mean like read the stupid summary YAOI, it's like written there in plain sight, how on earth could you have missed that, Y-A-O-I, it's spelled as it should be not S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T, see the difference? You know why are earth are you reading this then? *Mumbles off angrily*