Disclaimer: I don't own Sekaiichi Hatsukoi because shower scenes.
E-eh…? Where's the towel I had hanging here?
Poking his head out of the shower, Ritsu scanned the bathroom where was not one towel in sight. Shocking. His eyes widened in panic before the synapses in his brain connected and he realized who had done this. Honestly, it shouldn't have taken him so long to figure it out considering he was literally in that person's apartment right now.
"Takano-san!" Ritsu yelled, dripping wet in the shower and getting cold.
A dark head popped into the bathroom, grinning wickedly. "You called, my love?" He answered in a saccharine-sweet voice.
"W-where's my towel? Come to t-think of it, where a-are my c-c-clothes?" Ritsu was starting to freeze now, his arms shaking around his body as he tried to retain some kind of heat. It wasn't working.
"Whatever do you mean?" Oh god, that innocent tone was anything but innocent. Ritsu glared icily.
"Don't play any games with me, Takano-san, unless you want me to catch pneumonia."
Takano only laughed to himself and pointed unhelpfully to a pile of clothes sitting on the counter. "You do have some clothes. Right there. Though why you would want to cover up that delectable body is unknown to me." He deliberately raked his dark gaze up and down Ritsu's naked body.
Ritsu would have flushed if he could, but he was far too busy not freezing to do anything else. "O-okay." His eyes narrowed. "Get out f-first."
With an absolutely-straight face, Takano deadpanned, "Ouch, I'm wounded by your cold words."
"Takano-san…" Ritsu warned, a dark aura forming around him.
"Yeah, yeah…." Takano ducked out of the bathroom and Ritsu relaxed—just slightly. He definitely wouldn't have if he knew the other man hadn't closed the door properly, but he was sure his lips were turning blue and his toes were falling off…
Stepping out of the shower, Ritsu shuffled over to where the clothes lay and slipped them on—
Wait a moment these aren't my clothes….ugh, just like him to play this kind of trick with me.
"Takano-san!" Ritsu immediately fumed as he rushed out of the bathroom—into their shared apartment, ironically—and saw his…lover lounging on top of the bed, watching Ritsu with a close eye.
"You look so cute with my clothes on," Takano commented idly, moving his eyes across the way his old shirt outlined Ritsu's thin shoulders and the sleeves ran past his hands…ah yeah. "But you'd look even better with them off." He looked up at Ritsu's flustered face with a leer.
Before Ritsu could even hope to protest, Takano had pulled him into another round of morning sex.
He really needed a shower now.
A/N: Cuties.
-ChemicallyEnhanced