Authors Note: Hello my beloved readers I have finally posted a story on my new channel and I hope you guys enjoy. I will be trying to update this story hopefully every week, but if I miss a week please don't be discourage. I also don't not make a profit off my writing. I own nothing except the plot and future OC characters I will be introducing in the future.

Warning: It contains Yaoi and MPREG. If you don't like any of these please don't read this. Thank you. Also there is certain pairing I ship in here, if you don't like any of these ships then please don't read this fic.

The ships are: Ichigo/Uryuu, Shunsui/Ukitake, Shuuhei/Kira, Zaraki/Hanataro, Byakuya/Renji.

Later on (maybe): Grimmjow/Ulquiorra, Nnoitra/Tesra/Szayel, Yoruichi/Kisuke, Karin/Hitsugoya, Jinta/Yuzu.

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Captain Kurotsuchi felt his eye twitch as he watch all the couples in front of him. Its not that Mayuri had a problem with all his coworker being gay, he just wouldn't care if they all were eaten by a hollow. He felt a vein in his eye begin to throb as he watches Kurosaki Ichigo start to get frisky with the Quincy boy.

He decided at that moment that it would a great opportunity for him to leave the bar, as all the other people there were drunk. As he walk down the empty street towards his district he couldn't help but notice how some of his fellow "friends" at the bar seem to be gloomy. He was curious as to why.

It wasn't as if they were single, alone, and their only companion was a robot girl! Not that he was complaining. Still he couldn't shake the feeling that they were missing something important in their lives; something that gave them meaning to their otherwise pathetic lives.

Mayuri stopped; a grin spread across his face as lose gears in his head began to turn. He may just have the solution to solving this little problem; a solution that would bring joy to his fellow peers and also contribute to his own happiness.

Tomorrow he would begin his investigating before he decided to create this "solution" he just wanted to make sure it wasn't the alcohol that was making him see sadness in his "friends".

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Please review but don't be rude about it. I want you to tell me what I need to improve on but there are ways you can type without being rude.

Thank you for reading. See you next Week

Also, in the future these chapter will be longer.