Fang's Pov:
I looked at the clock, I had been up for hours there was something I needed to do.
I should have asked Max but she wouldn't approve… I was on my own.
Before opening the door I stopped and listened. I put my head to the door very slowly. Even Iggy wouldn't have been able to hear me.
I didn't hear anything so I proceeded on my mission. I did a secret agent roll out of my room but I had mis-calculated how far the wall was.
"Dammit!!!!" I quickly shut up…crap I could have awoken the flock. How could I be soo stupid? I almost blew my cover.
I did a quick army crawl down the rest of the hall. Soon I reached my destination…
THE KITCHEN (dramatic music follows)
I got up quickly and ran to the fridge for milk, Oreos aren't the same without milk.
Yes Oreos you now know my mission. Jeb had gotten a new pack earlier but said we had to wait for tomorrow, but I never wait. No one knew it was me, but every night the Oreos go missing a whole package gone *poof*.
Yum Oreos…. My one and only weakness, well that and I'm ticklish.
I sat down with my prize for my bravery. No one has seen Max when she's pissed but Oreos are worth the wrath of Max. In fact I would lick Gazzy's foot for an Oreo… yes it's happened no need for details but I'm scarred for life. I usually dunk my cookies in Milk but I thought I would mix it up tonight. I went straight for the peanut butter. I thought about this hard decision crunchy or smooth? The eternal question.
I went for the crunchy, I was feeling kind of wild.
Suddenly I heard foot steps coming from the hall… Crap
I froze peanut butter in hand my Oreos and milk abandoned on the table.
Do I have enough time to retrieve them? No I would most likely get caught. I ran into the pantry like my life depended on it, well in a way it did. I started to close the door slowly but not before I saw Max helping herself to my cookies. My cookies!!! I watched in devastation as she ate them all. Every last one gone. I got into the fetal position and began to cry.
Max's POV:
I walked into the kitchen where I thought I heard some noise. No one was there but it was weird there were Oreos and milk on the table. Hmm maybe one wouldn't hurt. Once I had that first one I couldn't stop… the whole pack was gone within minutes. I just couldn't stop after the first one…. There just soo majestic. Once I was done heard whimpering coming from the pantry. I opened the door to find Fang covered in crunchy peanut butter curled in a ball crying. That was a sight I will never forget.
Fang's POV:
Years later I found myself in a 7/11 with the Flock. We had been on the run for years.
We were in the food isle looking to see what we wanted when I saw them. OREOS. The sent filled the air. I walked closer to the Oreos tears forming in my lacrimal (pronounced: lah-kruh-mul) glands. Why here? Why now with the Flock watching? They've never seen this side of me. After THAT NIGHT I bottled up all my emotions. They were gone forever, like my cookies.
Max's Pov:
WE were in 7/11 when Fang broke down. I haven't seen him like this since THAT NIGHT. That's when I realized what he was looking at… Oreos. What the heck is his problem with those cookies? There soo good for crying out loud.
Max you ate his cookies years ago he's never been the same
What are you talking about Jeb?
I saw it happen… THAT NIGHT. THAT NIGHT is a key to your future and the big picture
Cut it out with the fortune cookie crap wait no the Oreo crap hahaha wait that wasn't funny
Maximum that has always been your weakness you can't tell jokes worth crap
Your face can't tell jokes worth crap
Maximum you must help him before it's too late… don't you understand?
Suddenly I got assaulted by a Barbie doll flying at my face.
"Max you did this to me!!!"
I looked up to see Fang shirtless with peanut butter all over him. It was just like THAT NIGHT. Before he could throw another Barbie doll at me I jumped him and shoved Oreos in his mouth.
"NOOOO Max stop!"
It was too late.
Fang POV:
Suddenly Max was on me shoving cookies in my face. I tried everything to keep the out of my mouth, and yet as soon as I tasted one I was overwhelmed with happiness. I guess there just soo majestic.