Who Is Better? Mario or Luigi?

Chapter 1: The Author's Opinion!

Heeeeeey everyone! And welcome to the awesome show of "Who's Better?"

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: Thank you. Thank you. And now, we will introduce the two of our most lovable heroes, drum roll PLEASE!

*Drum roll plays.*

"MARIO AND LUIGI!"

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: So, Mario and Luigi. How are you two?

Mario: I'm good!

Luigi: Me too!

Me: Fantastic! And how do you like our show?

Mario: Love it!

Luigi: Love it as well!

Me: Awesome! I'm so glad you guys could make it to our show on time! Anyways, why don't you guys say hello to all your fans.

Mario and Luigi step up and wave to the crowd as the entire audience screams in joy.

Luigi: Wow! They really like us!

Me: Yep.

Mario and Luigi then sit back down.

Me: So, you know how this show works. Each question is given to one of you and that question MUST be answered with a yes or a no, or an explanation.

Mario and Luigi nod.

Me: And whoever gets the most votes of which one of you is top-plumber becomes Nintendo's BEST mascot!

The camera then focuses on Luigi as he softly cries tears of joy.

Luigi: R-Really?

Me: Yep, and Luigi?

Luigi: Y-Yeah?

Me: Here's a tissue.

Luigi: Thanks.

Me: Anyways! Back to our show! The first question has been submitted by the handsome, smart, charming, helpful, awesome author! 00LITTLEGUY00!

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: Question number 1 is for Luigi!

The camera again focuses on Luigi as he smiled.

Me: The question is… "If you could make your very own game, WHAT would it be?

Luigi: Oh! Well, um, let's see. My very own game would be called… Paper Luigi: The Ultimate Showdown!

Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEE!

Luigi: *smiles* I bet the fangirls would LOVE that!

Me: *snorts loudly*

Luigi: Hey!

Me: Sorry Luigi! I've just never seen you play the main character in a Paper Mario game!

Luigi: Yes I have! In Super Paper Mario! I was a HUGE main character!

Me: Yeah right! You were the main ENEMY character of the game!

Luigi: Exactly!

Me: Dude, you were Mr. L! Who would like THAT name? Am I right fangirls?

Fangirls: What did you say about Mr. L?

Me: Um, n-nothing. Heh, I mean, Mr. L's awesome!

Fangirl: AND?

Me: He's cool!

Fangirl: AND?

Me: His name rocks!

Fangirl: BECAUSE?

Me: He's Luigi?

Fangirl: SO THAT MEANS?

Me: Um, that game should be the best game ever?

Fangirl: Yes. AND DON'T EVER COMMENT ON MR. L POORLY EVER AGAIN! OR YOU'LL GET IT!

Audience: OHHHHHH! SHE TOLD YOU!

Me: Shut up!

Me: Ahem, anyways, okay! Now that you've gotten Luigi's answer, and if you see the review at the lower bottom of your screen of your computer, phone, iphone, tablet, etc., write what you think, and if you disagree, write what Luigi's new game should be called!

Luigi: I LOVE ALL OF MY FANS!

Audience and Fans: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: Thank you for seeing our first question and be sure to stay tuned after this commercial!

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