This is a rewrite of the Purgacast. It was too Yoggy for Satan, so I had decided instead to include JUST her, to include the rest of the Seven Stakes! Why? Because I love the Stakes, and they didn't get the Main Protagonist seat, so I'm giving it to all of them, but it will center mostly around Satan and Belphegor.

Metaworld - Year 2012.

An angry ruckus was heard inside of a room in the Metaworld. Slamming the doors open, a very annoyed white haired stake emerged, who had just about enough of her green haired sister, Leviathan, crying. The same crap she had to go through every day hearing Leviathan crying endlessly about something so little and minor, that it could be resolved in a matter of seconds. This has really begun to annoy her.

This utterly frustrated white haired stake was named Satan. She had an aggressive attitude due to the fact she represented Wrath, but it's not just that. It was the sheer annoyances of most of her sisters, mainly Leviathan. That annoying brat... all she really wanted to do was to break her and rip her very body out just so she will never hear that endless crying again!

Satan only let out a small breath of anger, but then, she stumbled upon something. Slowly turning to the ground, she found a strange egg shaped diamond. Something she had never seen before.

"What the hell is this?" Her voice sounded as if she was going to punch something, which she sounded like most of the time. Taking a look at the strange diamond, it was blue, and on the back, it was shaped... differently.

"BELPHEGOR-NEEEE!" She shouted across the halls.

...

Studying the strange discovery, Belphegor took a good look at the diamond, and she felt around the shape. Despite being extremely lazy, Belphegor was pretty intelligent, but she was quite strict and serious about certain things. Flipping the diamond around, Belphegor glanced at it, noting that it looked very flat.

"It's highly impossible that this is a diamond." She started, "If it was, then how come it's flat like cardboard?"

Suddenly, Belphegor remembered something. "I think I know Satan-nee. It's something Beatrice-sama has been playing for a long time."

Satan's expression went from impatient to sudden interest in seconds. "And what game would that be?" She smirked while she said this, "Something on the stupid, crappy PC? Why not the Xbox?"

Belphegor gave a pretty serious stare at Satan, not even amused at all. "Funny you should say that. It is. However, it does have an Xbox adaption. It's called "Minecraft"."

From all of the new games that had been released from 1986 to the year of 2012, Satan had never heard of Minecraft, nor had she ever played it, since she was too busy being addicted to her Xbox games, since the console was first released in 2001. She had been a little too addicted to Call of Duty and many other shooter games.

"What the hell is Minecraft? It sounds boring."

Belphegor never really caught up with many PC games, since she was too busy playing games such as Civilization, and several of other strategy, empire building games, but at the same time, she was only ever interested in books. She had never been much of a gamer.

"It's a game where you build things, fight against monsters at night, and survive."

Satan thought about the things Belphegor said, but then she yawned and banged the table. "That game sounds like it's for smart people like you, Belph."

Belphegor shook her head and turned to Satan again, "It's pretty addicting just like your Call of Duty games, which I seriously detest you playing."

Satan then let out a grumble and started to yell, "EVERYTHING I PLAY, YOU DETEST!"

Belphegor didn't even flinch, wiped the spit off her face and took another look at Satan. "That is what you may believe, but we're not talking about game preference. Anyways, I want you to get the other sisters in here, and see what they think about this mysterious diamond... However, the question is, why is it here?"

...

"Perhaps it symbolizes that we're all RICH because WE HAVE A DIAMOND?!" A brown haired girl shouted in joy.

It was Mammon, the sister of Greed, and it was quite obvious she was going to say that.

Lucifer, who appeared to be the oldest of the seven, shoved Mammon aside. "Please. We all know it's for me and me alone. I've earned it because I'm the most glorious out of all of you idiots."

A blonde haired with drills, Beelzebub of Gluttony sniffed the diamond and nibbled on it, but she couldn't get it off.

"It tawste's wike metawl!" She announced while her mouth was still on the diamond.

"Beelze-nee, get off of that diamond!" A strawberry haired girl, Asmodeus of Lust said to Beelzebub. "Y-You don't know what it might contain! Unless..." She let out a sigh of love and lust.

Belphegor couldn't really quite get why a mysterious item from a game would be here. Lucifer then took a look over at Belphegor, who was deep into thought with her usual thinking position (her hand on her chin, looking down as if she was depressed), and then at Satan, who was trying to get Leviathan to shut her crying up.

Walking over to Belphegor, Lucifer placed her hand over her shoulder.

"Y'all right, sis?" Lucifer asked with a slight worry.

Belphegor turned over; her eyes looked at Lucifer's. The Demon of Sloth then spoke.

"Well..." Belphegor started, "I could partially figure out why this diamond is here, but do you have any questions? I'm sure you do, I mean, you are the eldest, and the one who apparently knows more than I."

Lucifer knew that Belphegor was the only exception to thinking who her servants were, since she knows more than Lucifer could ever begin to imagine.

Still smiling a bit from the honor from Belphegor's words, she scratched her chin and asked, "Why would something from Minecraft be here, in the Metaworld? All of the witches we know don't know about this, other than Beatrice-sama and us. The other furniture sure as hell, do not know at all either, nor the demons. We're the only modern-thinking furniture and our master is the only modern-thinking witch here anyways..."

The question still rung fresh in Belphegor's head, was it trying to tell them something? Was it trying to tell them that something is yet to come?

But before Belphegor spoke, having her mouth open ready to reply, the diamond started to shine, and everyone in the room became silent.

Beelzebub, whose mouth, was still on the diamond looked down in shock. Satan and Leviathan ran over to the diamond up close, while Lucifer and Belphegor just walked over slowly, when a sudden bright shine took over the atmosphere.

Everything in the room began to fade into a light blue...

...and after that, the Stakes and the diamond disappeared.

Hearing such a noise caused Beatrice to appear inside of the room to check up on her furniture, however, by the time she appeared, the Stakes were gone, and Beatrice could only know one thing.

"They found that diamond... That was supposed to be for witches only!"

...

Unknown Location - Year ?.

A large light blue shimmer appeared and Satan appeared inside of the world landing on grass. Getting up, she noticed something different; the world did not look like the Metaworld anymore.

It looked quite different, quite blocky to say the least. Looking around, she had noticed that a lot of things were cube-like, even the sun, which she can surprisingly look at without conflict.

Looking at herself, she noticed that she was still the same, and was the only one who was still curved and circular.

But, what about her sisters? What had happened to them?

Where are they?

Where is she?

Before she could even decide to answer the questions, the same diamond landed on Satan's head.

"Ow, damn it!" She cursed. Picking up the diamond, she noticed that she was alone now.

No Lucifer, no Leviathan, no Beelzebub, just her...

Or was she really alone?

Thank you for reading my fic! I'm sorry if it doesn't look that good, but I was trying to get to the Minecraft segment as quickly as possible. I know it was a bit wordy, but hey, it's okay, atleast we got backstory!

- Tried my best to beta-read and correct anything out of the ordinary. I hope you don't mind my changes. ~Jawshy