To be honest I have no fucking idea where this came from.
I kinda thought "Hmm.. Another Hidan fic maybe..." I like writing Hidan.
May have been influenced by my conversation with Mad-Hatter Sensei about beating crocodiles with sticks, iunno.
But for some reason I though - FROGGY!
And this evolved...
Possibly will do more with it... iunno...
Rates and reviews are always welcomed and encouraged haha!

Hidan glared at it.
It glared back.
Hidan narrowed his eyes.
It copied.

Kakuzu looked up from his list of bills, this had been going on for over an hour now and frankly, he was sick of it.
Sure it was interesting for the first five minutes but seriously, it was time Hidan left the frog alone.
Actually, he was amazed the zealot could pay attention to something for so long.
But to be honest, it was starting to freak him out.

A grin hid behind the misers mask. He always enjoyed riling Hidan up and now was the perfect opportunity.
Very carefully, Kakuzu released a tentacle towards the silver haired man and tickled his ear.
Hidan twitched slightly but didn't move.
Strange, Hidans ears were probably the most ticklish place on his body that Kakuzu had dared venture.

No matter.
This time, Kakuzu wrapped the tentacle around the chain adorning Hidans neck and ever so lightly lifted it over his head.
Hidan started shaking violently but didn't move from his spot.
By now Kakuzu wasn't just freaked out but slightly annoyed.

Since when could Hidan stand having his ears tickled and rosary removed?
He wore it in the shower for Gods sake, Kakuzu was under the impression he would burst into flames if it was taken off.
Shuddering at the memory of walking in on Hidan in the shower, Kakuzu put aside his bills and glared at the back of the zealots head.

"Hidan."

"What?"

Kakuzu shook his head and squinted at the man.
Was he just messing with him?
He was going pretty far for a joke.
By Hidans standards anyway.

"I have your rosary."

"…I know…"

"…Are you okay with that?"

"No..."

Kakuzu would have laughed if it wasn't the impudent priest.
What was going on…?
What was so amazing about this frog that he was forsaking his religion?
The miser glanced over Hidans shoulder.
Just a normal frog… Kinda ugly but nothing new.

"Do you mind if I wear your rosary?"

"YES!"

"Well I'm going to anyway."

"…"

Okay now things were getting serious.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Despite hating Hidans habits involving religion and not wearing shirts, Kakuzu didn't really like doing anything about them.
Sure he would bitch and complain but actually doing something took effort that was seldom worth the results.

Moving over to Hidan carefully, Kakuzu glanced between the frog and Hidan.
The pink irises of Hidans eyes didn't stray from the frog for a second.
Grumbling to himself, Kakuzu took off Hidans rosary and wrapped it around the amphibians neck.
Hidans top lip twitched into a snarl but he didn't move.
Midway between chuckling and crying in exasperation, Kakuzu grabbed one of his spare shirts from his bag and thrust it over Hidans head.

The instant it covered his eyes, Hidan whipped around and grabbed at Kakuzu.
Finally… A reaction…
Hidan ripped the shirt from his body and grasped Kakuzus neckline.
Eyes narrowed and teeth bared he hissed, "Where's my fucking rosary?"
The miser studied him for a second before pointing towards the frog.
Hidan dropped him and stormed towards the ugly little creature.

"Seriously… Putting my rosary on a fuckin- oh hey froggy!"

"What the hell! Seriously?"

Hidan crouched back down in front of the frog and stared at it.
Kakuzu let out a strangled cry of frustration and fell to the ground, hitting at the earth with his fists.
This was too much.
He wanted the old Hidan back, the cursing, rude man that kept him up at night with bloody rituals.
Not… This…
This was torture.

"Hidan… I hate you."

The second the words were out of his mouth, Hidan spun around and tackled his partner.
They grappled on the ground for a moment.
Kakuzus attempts to punch Hidan went unnoticed as the religious zealot grabbed his face.
Okay what the fuck is going on?
His thoughts momentarily stopped his movements and Hidan used the split second to plant his lips upon Kakuzus.
Both men froze.
They stared at each other in shock.
Things just got weirder…
Suddenly, Hidan jumped back and leapt to his feet.

"Ugh! Why'd you kiss me you sick son of a bitch!"

Kakuzu shook his head, getting over his shock and replied,

"You kissed me you idiot! You were on top WITH your hands grabbing my face! Enough evidence! Whats with you?"

Hidan looked Kakuzu up and down, chest heaving before slowly nodding.
He glanced around and upon gazing upon the frog, stormed over to it and grabbed his rosary.
Half bent and gazing at Kakuzus out of the corner of his eyes Hidan breathed,

"Never… Ever mentioned that this fucking happened… Alright asshole?"

Kakuzu nodded in bewilderment as Hidan stormed back inside the hideout.
The frog croaked innocently on the ground and the miser hesitantly made his way over to it.
Giving it the once over, he decided it was safe as long as he doesn't touch it.
Moving closer he looked into its eyes and froze.
The frog had a Sharingan… A Mangekyou Sharingan.
Kakuzu growled.
Itachi… You are so going to die.

Teehee.
I am secretly hoping I dont get struck by lightning or tortured to death by Lord Jashin for writing such blasphemy...
Whether I continue this depends on the reviews.
I would like to in a way...
It would be fun to screw with all the different partners in the Akatsuki via Sharingan.