Authors Note: this is my first real kinda serious fanfic (that first fan fic was a joke played on a friend and the review to my own story was supposed to trick her even more but things went terribly wrong, umm oh well) so anyway please review and I hope you enjoy
"May ten thousand ants never invade your underwear drawer"
**Disclaimer**
Okay usual stuff don't own Labyrinth
never will don't sue me I have NOTHING! (nothing nothing?! Tra la la!)
Aidan Is an Original character and so are
Madison and the Bird Hat (though the Bird Hat is based
highly off the one in the movie besides appearance so
maybe the bird hat isn't an original character)
-----Take A Walk-----
~*~Prologue~*~
Aidan flipped his brown hair out of his eyes so that he could see the crystal ball, which was perched atop his long fingers.
"Oh your at it again are you?" interrupted a shrill voice coming from a highly flamboyant bird or hat or both, well whatever it was (or is) was perched on top of a table next to Aidan's throne.
"Yes, I'm "at it again" as you put it, she just so happens to be watching the movie."
"That's your excuse every time 'She's watching the movie' or, 'She's drawing a doodle which looks like me', or 'she's daydreaming and she looks sooooo cute when she does that'," the bird scornfully rolled his eyes, "really I know you like her The Whole goblin city including your daft little goblins know you love her but she's still so young, wait until she's older."
"The Goblin's don't know, they are far to stupid to know anything."
The bird looked Aidan straight in the eyes "they know. Trust me if they were deaf blind and mute they'd still know the way you carry on."
"YOUR WRONG!" screamed Aidan in a brief moment of rage, "But that's besides the point…" he said, frantically fingering his long sleeves, attempting to calm down "she's watching the movie with her friends, so I can actually hear what she thinks because she'll talk to her friends."
"No, you can hear them talk about the crotch of an 80's glam rock artist from above ground. 'Oh I think the White tights are the worst don't you'," the Bird mocked " 'Oh I agree completely but what do you think he's wearing under them Tristen swear it's nothing but I think it must be a thong because if it was nothing it would wiggle a lot more'," the bird put it's head to one side and batted what eyelashes it had.
Aidan stared into space for a few moments then turned to the bird with a face of complete seriousness, "But I'm pretty well endowed myself aren't I?"
The bird rolled it's eyes once again, "I wouldn't know, You have perched me on a table and since I have no neck to speak of unless you were to stand on your throne I wouldn't be able to see. OH MY EYES! I didn't need to see that!" Aidan had followed the bird's instructions and leapt quite eagerly onto his throne, "yes very niceley endowed, I REALLY didn't need to see that."
"Thank you. Now squawk to yourself while I watch her please!"
"You know what the problem with this kingdom is?" the bird muttered to himself, "no respect for highly elaborate bird hats. That's the problem!"
~*~Chapter 1~*~
Aidan didn't hear the bird's last remarks since is eyes were fixated on the deep inner workings of his crystal. In it a group of girls came into focus, he automatically turned his attentions to one of them, her name was Madison she was wearing a baggy T-shirt which said "I hiked the Grand Canyon" and some pajama pants. Aidan's heart skipped a beat and he breathed in deeply as he watched her.
"Hey Madison the movie 's over! Whatcha wanna do now?"
Aidan cursed the Bird Hat for keeping him too long, as he heard the light giggly adolescent voice call to Madison. But he couldn't be angry long since he was far to entranced in his crystal to really notice anything else.
"I dunno, Liz…We could go raid the kitchen." Suggested Madison.
Aidan dropped his crystal, and it quickly crashed into tiny pieces on hard stone floor, but was just as quickly picked up by a large group of goblins all tripping over each other with the brief hope that they might be able to please their master.
"What was that? You've broken another perfectly good crystal," said the hat bird turning its head to see what had caused the noise, "Is something wrong?"
"Yes, something's wrong!" fumed Aidan through clenched teeth, "I go to all this trouble to get her to think about me and maybe to somehow make her in the back of her mind make her think I might exist and for what?! 'Oh well the movies over I might as well move on with m life it was just a film, I think I'll go raid the kitchen now,' I HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN OVER A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!!" At this point Aidan was flailing his arms and screaming, causing the goblins to scurry around to find a hiding place and causing the Bird hat to get into as close to a fetal position as it could manage, "Do you know what it's like to see someone and realize that you truly love them and then have them turn you over for a large white cooling device?"
"Look on the bright side your highness, maybe if you keep on watching she might eat a hot dog or a banana and you'll feel better."
"It's not that kind of love, you sad excuse for a whatever you are! Nobody understands the trouble I have gone to, to get her attention planting the movie planting interest I her friends ad in other people so that maybe her interest would flourish into something special. You know other mortal girls, other momentary fetishes a bannana or a hot dog would have cheered me right up, but after all these years in the underground I really like to think htat this is something different and sacred," Aidan slumped down into his throne and rocked his head in his hands.
"Something sacred to Aidan eh? Huh now that's a joke, especially a girl" remarked a particularly thick goblin to his hiding mate.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Roared Aidan, "Who dared to mock my pain?"
"The goblins were all eager to point out the culprit since it meant that they were then off the hook.
"So you don't think that I'm am really feeling any pain," said Aidan in a dangerously calm voice to the quivering goblin, "well then if I'm not then who is? Because I certainly sense an aura of pain around this room, ah right I forgot it's you that are in pain, my poor little goblin friend."
"Ah thank you sir But I'm not in any pain at the moment, quite comfartable actually," replied th egoblin thinking that he had somehow suceecded in getting of scot free.
"Well Now you are!" Aidan Laughed wickedly,picking the goblin up and kicking out the window and far out of sight, "I am going to my room bird hat, and no one is t disturb me no matter what the circumstances!"
To be Continued…
Authors Note: well I hope you liked it please give me positive feedback or I'll feel no reason to continue.
"May ten thousand ants never invade your underwear drawer"
**Disclaimer**
Okay usual stuff don't own Labyrinth
never will don't sue me I have NOTHING! (nothing nothing?! Tra la la!)
Aidan Is an Original character and so are
Madison and the Bird Hat (though the Bird Hat is based
highly off the one in the movie besides appearance so
maybe the bird hat isn't an original character)
-----Take A Walk-----
~*~Prologue~*~
Aidan flipped his brown hair out of his eyes so that he could see the crystal ball, which was perched atop his long fingers.
"Oh your at it again are you?" interrupted a shrill voice coming from a highly flamboyant bird or hat or both, well whatever it was (or is) was perched on top of a table next to Aidan's throne.
"Yes, I'm "at it again" as you put it, she just so happens to be watching the movie."
"That's your excuse every time 'She's watching the movie' or, 'She's drawing a doodle which looks like me', or 'she's daydreaming and she looks sooooo cute when she does that'," the bird scornfully rolled his eyes, "really I know you like her The Whole goblin city including your daft little goblins know you love her but she's still so young, wait until she's older."
"The Goblin's don't know, they are far to stupid to know anything."
The bird looked Aidan straight in the eyes "they know. Trust me if they were deaf blind and mute they'd still know the way you carry on."
"YOUR WRONG!" screamed Aidan in a brief moment of rage, "But that's besides the point…" he said, frantically fingering his long sleeves, attempting to calm down "she's watching the movie with her friends, so I can actually hear what she thinks because she'll talk to her friends."
"No, you can hear them talk about the crotch of an 80's glam rock artist from above ground. 'Oh I think the White tights are the worst don't you'," the Bird mocked " 'Oh I agree completely but what do you think he's wearing under them Tristen swear it's nothing but I think it must be a thong because if it was nothing it would wiggle a lot more'," the bird put it's head to one side and batted what eyelashes it had.
Aidan stared into space for a few moments then turned to the bird with a face of complete seriousness, "But I'm pretty well endowed myself aren't I?"
The bird rolled it's eyes once again, "I wouldn't know, You have perched me on a table and since I have no neck to speak of unless you were to stand on your throne I wouldn't be able to see. OH MY EYES! I didn't need to see that!" Aidan had followed the bird's instructions and leapt quite eagerly onto his throne, "yes very niceley endowed, I REALLY didn't need to see that."
"Thank you. Now squawk to yourself while I watch her please!"
"You know what the problem with this kingdom is?" the bird muttered to himself, "no respect for highly elaborate bird hats. That's the problem!"
~*~Chapter 1~*~
Aidan didn't hear the bird's last remarks since is eyes were fixated on the deep inner workings of his crystal. In it a group of girls came into focus, he automatically turned his attentions to one of them, her name was Madison she was wearing a baggy T-shirt which said "I hiked the Grand Canyon" and some pajama pants. Aidan's heart skipped a beat and he breathed in deeply as he watched her.
"Hey Madison the movie 's over! Whatcha wanna do now?"
Aidan cursed the Bird Hat for keeping him too long, as he heard the light giggly adolescent voice call to Madison. But he couldn't be angry long since he was far to entranced in his crystal to really notice anything else.
"I dunno, Liz…We could go raid the kitchen." Suggested Madison.
Aidan dropped his crystal, and it quickly crashed into tiny pieces on hard stone floor, but was just as quickly picked up by a large group of goblins all tripping over each other with the brief hope that they might be able to please their master.
"What was that? You've broken another perfectly good crystal," said the hat bird turning its head to see what had caused the noise, "Is something wrong?"
"Yes, something's wrong!" fumed Aidan through clenched teeth, "I go to all this trouble to get her to think about me and maybe to somehow make her in the back of her mind make her think I might exist and for what?! 'Oh well the movies over I might as well move on with m life it was just a film, I think I'll go raid the kitchen now,' I HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN OVER A REFRIGERATOR!!!!!!!!" At this point Aidan was flailing his arms and screaming, causing the goblins to scurry around to find a hiding place and causing the Bird hat to get into as close to a fetal position as it could manage, "Do you know what it's like to see someone and realize that you truly love them and then have them turn you over for a large white cooling device?"
"Look on the bright side your highness, maybe if you keep on watching she might eat a hot dog or a banana and you'll feel better."
"It's not that kind of love, you sad excuse for a whatever you are! Nobody understands the trouble I have gone to, to get her attention planting the movie planting interest I her friends ad in other people so that maybe her interest would flourish into something special. You know other mortal girls, other momentary fetishes a bannana or a hot dog would have cheered me right up, but after all these years in the underground I really like to think htat this is something different and sacred," Aidan slumped down into his throne and rocked his head in his hands.
"Something sacred to Aidan eh? Huh now that's a joke, especially a girl" remarked a particularly thick goblin to his hiding mate.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Roared Aidan, "Who dared to mock my pain?"
"The goblins were all eager to point out the culprit since it meant that they were then off the hook.
"So you don't think that I'm am really feeling any pain," said Aidan in a dangerously calm voice to the quivering goblin, "well then if I'm not then who is? Because I certainly sense an aura of pain around this room, ah right I forgot it's you that are in pain, my poor little goblin friend."
"Ah thank you sir But I'm not in any pain at the moment, quite comfartable actually," replied th egoblin thinking that he had somehow suceecded in getting of scot free.
"Well Now you are!" Aidan Laughed wickedly,picking the goblin up and kicking out the window and far out of sight, "I am going to my room bird hat, and no one is t disturb me no matter what the circumstances!"
To be Continued…
Authors Note: well I hope you liked it please give me positive feedback or I'll feel no reason to continue.