Once there was a fez. However, this fez was lonley, for he had no friends, because no one wanted to wear him like all the other fezzes. This was because a demon had made him colorless, and uncool. Until one day, a strange man in a blue box came up to him. "Look at that, it's a fez!" Said the man. "Hello fez. I'm the doctor. You look depressed. Did you know that I can speak fez?" The fez was astonished! "How can you speak fez?" He cried. "I like fezzes," said the doctor. "Fezzes are cool. do you like my bow tie?" The fez looked at the bowtie. It was red. "it is very cool," said the fez. "you will be cool too. I will make you red," replied the doctor. And so the fez was red, and he was so happy that he hopped on the doctors head, and was happy forever. However, the happy moments ended, when the lady tossed him off the building and blew him up.

the end.