A/N. I was inspired to write this after the whole "Ohh, this is hot" line when Kate grabbed Miles (in 4x04) - I figured this would have to come up with two guys out alone in the wilderness.

I don't own Miles or Sawyer. But the things I would do if I did...

Messing With Sawyer

"Hey, you slept with Kate right? Katherine Anne Austin?"

Sawyer snapped his head around. He almost wished he could put a restraining order on Miles being around him - now that Claire was gone.

"Where'd you hear that?" James "Sawyer" Ford grumbled.

Miles didn't bother answering him. He learnt more than he'd expected at their little camp out before the group split up and he left Ben with Locke. Mostly trivial knowledge, but little things that happened on the island could be of use. Just like this little tidbit.
"So was she as hot as she looks?"

Sawyer looked like he could have broken every bone in Miles's body. Kate was still a sore spot for him after the last time they were together. "What is this some sort of "donger" custom, to piss off the guy with the gun?"

"Just saying. Looks like she'd be hot." Miles smirked. One of the things that was making this trip back to the beach less tedious was irking Sawyer.

He didn't flinch when a gun barrel was suddenly pressing into his back. Miles didn't say anything further though. He knew how to play it.

Sawyer withdrew the gun. "Let me spell this out for you in English. You don't mention Kate, you don't mention Claire and you give me back that baby." He emphasized the words "in English".

Miles handed Aaron (that he'd been forced by Sawyer to hold earlier) back to him. "So I guess I should just ask Jack how Kate is in the sack."

Sawyer grimaced. Now he was holding the baby, he couldn't point the gun back at Miles and Miles knew that all too well. He kept smirking as Sawyer went a livid red color at the difficulty of restraining himself (for the "kid's sake" - Sawyer thought to himself).

"So you said Claire and Kate. So you've slept with both of them right?" Sawyer was almost at exploding point. "Not bad" Miles mused.

He'd crossed the line. "That's it!" Sawyer yelled putting the baby on the ground and pointing his gun at Miles's head causing Miles to giggle like a madman.

The best Sawyer/Miles line - From 4x10.

Miles: Morning.

Sawyer: It's way too early for Chinese.

(I've seriously been laughing at that for days). I hope we get to see more of them together before the finale!