Well I currently have writers block for my Danny Phantom and Young Justice crossover fic, sorry to all the people that are currently reading it :(

On the other hand I have decided to write a short little fic about Altair and swimming xD

Yes, the master assassin and water.

Enjoy!^o^


Altair didn't like water-no, he hated it with a passion. Just the thought of the cold liquid made him twitch. In his opinion water was only good for one thing and that was for drinking. Ezio,on the other hand, thought that it would be a wonderful idea to go swimming on the hot day that it was today. "No. I am not going swimming." Altair had stated with a role of his eyes, which of course Ezio couldn't see because Altair always had his hood up. "But its so hot today! And the water is nice and cold! Why don't you want to swim?" The Italian asked-but it was more like a whine to anyone that heard him.

"Because I'm perfectly happy on land and not in a body of water larger then myself" Altair replied and began walking down the street so as to not get another whining question from Ezio. He didn't get very far and he was suddenly being lifted towards the docks by a very determined looking Ezio. "W-what are you doing?! Unhand me this instance!" He growled and kicked his legs in an attempt to kick Ezio in the face. One does not simply carry Altair over their shoulder, especially when they were heading to water.

"Bene allora(fine then)" Ezio promptly set him down. On the edge of a dock.

"Oh don't yo-" Altair let out a yelp as the other assassin pushed him off the edge of the dock and he went straight into the water with a very loud splash.

He was panicking. Panicking because he was surrounded by a cold liquid that seemingly went on forever in every which way. Panicking because he was slowly sinking into said cold liquid. Panicking because he couldn't swim.

Bubbles trailed out of his mouth as he tried to scream for help, water rushed into his mouth and down into his lungs which caused him to start choking. He flailed his arms around and kicked his legs in a desperate attempt to break the surface of the water, but it was in vain as he began sinking deeper into the seemingly bottomless pit of water.

Just as his vision began to blur, two hands pulled him upwards and soon enough he was out of the water-well his head and chest were anyway. Altair coughed up the water that had made itself at home inside his lungs and heard the distant voice of the idiot that had pushed him in in the first place. "Altair! Calm down uomo!" Ezio had said in an attempt to stop Altair from freaking out.

After a couple of minutes the older man had completely calmed down and they were both out of the water. Sending a glare that Ezio couldn't see, Altair threw a punch directly at Ezio's nose and was satisfied to hear a crunch and a pained yell. "What was that for?!" A pained question escaped Ezio's mouth.

"That was for pushing me in the water, and this-" Altair pushed the younger male into the water for revenge. "Is for lifting me."


Well what did you guys think?

As always please review!

Slán leat a carda!(Bye friend!) :3

-LSP