This fanfic of Total Drama contains scene of extreme stunts performed by animated teens. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
The scene begins with Chris walking through a rainforest.
"Hello dear viewers" said Chris Mclean. "I am the amazing and devilishly handsome Chris Mclean". It's been about a year since our last season ended, so by popular demand we are back with another season. Now I know what you're thinking, wasn't I arrested by the RCMP last season? Well after several lawsuits, we managed to talk the RCMP into letting me go. However since the RCMP, still won't allow us to host the show on Camp Wawanakwa, with it still being a toxic waste dump and all, we had no choice but to host the show in a not toxic waste dump. The Amazon Rainforest. Also because of numerous lawsuits from parents, we were unable to get any of our old contestants. But don't worry we've got 40 new contestants, to compete for a chance to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS. But before any of them can win, they face off with anacondas, jaguars, piranhas, Chef's horrible cocking" "BITE ME" Chef shouts off-screen. "And most of all themselves" Chris continues. "All this and in Total...Drama...Amazon!"
Intro to TDA (to "I Wanna be Famous!" )
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
(The camera files past Chris and Chef arguing, them of a cliff and into a river)
You guys are on my mind
(Luna is seen swimming away from a group of piranhas)
You asked me what I wanted to be
(The camera moves from the river to the shore where Tyson and Candace are kissing each other, unaware that Tanya, Mary-Kate, Avonlea and Celia are hiding behind the trees giggling)
And now I think the answer is plain to see
(The cemara moves to a different part of the rainforest where Emma is walking, while Madeline is designing a dress while Caitlyn and Xander are watching, when Emma trips on a rock and lands on some mud which splash on Madeline's dress causing Madeline to attack Emma)
I want to be famous
(Camera moves to Ricky about to burn a bush while Isaac watches, when Vulcan jumps out of the bush and attacks Ricky)
I want to live close to the sun
(The camera moves to Chizu and Nigel playing chess, while Adam, Leo and Carol are talking in the background)
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Camera moves to Anthony screaming at Mertin, Crystal, River and Charlotte as they do push-ups)
Everything to prove nothing in my way
(Camera moves to Caleb and Joshua sing as Jinx, Faith and Fawn listen and Vanessa records it on her camera)
I'll get there one day
(Cora and Dylan are about to kiss when Fritzy knocks into Dylan while swinging on a wine knocking Dylan over)
Cause I want to be famous
(Amber is watch from the window of her team's cabin and smirking)
Nanana'nanaana nana nana
(Austin is looking at Parcilla while Nicholas picks his pocket.)
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
(Joseph and Orchid are running away from a Jaguar, while Drayden is drawing the scenario)
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous
(Day turns to night, Chris Maclean is standing next to a now brightly lit campfire, with the 40 campers sitting in a circle around him. The camera zooms out slightly, and the letters TDA appear, and you can faintly see the rest of the words inside their respective letters.)
[Whistle's to theme]
End of Intro
"Welcome back to Total Drama Amazon" Chris says. Suddenly a plane land a few feet away from him, and opens its cockpit. "It's time to meet our campers".
The first one to come out is a five year old girl.
"Mary-Kate good to see you" Chris says, as Mary-Kate runs towards him, and when she was close enough she hugged him.
"Oh Chris it's so good to be here. I've always wanted to go to South America. So what are we going to do first?" Mary-Kate asked still hugging Chris.
"JUST GO STAND OVER THERE" Chris shouted pointing to his left.
"Okie Dokie" Mary-Kate said finally letting go of Chris.
The next one to come out is a black haired boy.
"Hey Caleb, are you ready for the games?" Chris asked the crooner.
"Ready as ever Chris" Caleb replied as walked towards Mary-Kate.
The next one is a girl with attractive green cat-like eyes.
"So Cora how's it..." Chris is unable to finish his contents because Cora interrupts him.
"HEY CHRIS. It's so good to finally meet you. So what's the first challenge going to be? Wrestling with jaguars? Fishing for piranhas? Bowling with armadillos?"
"I'll tell you when everyone else gets here, now go stand over there" Chris ordered Cora, who ran towards the other.
"I can't wait for the first challenge. I hope it will be exciting. What do you think it's going to be? I hope it has something to do with running. When do you..." Caleb put his hand over her mouth to try and stop talking, but she just kept on talking.
The next one is a girl with white hair.
"Orchid, good to see you" Chris said.
"Hey Chris it's so good to be here. I sure hope my team wins the first challenge" Orchid said as she walks towards the others.
The next on is a boy fire colored hair.
"Everyone meet Ricky" Chris said.
"So Chris when do I get to burn something?" Ricky asked.
"You'll just gonna have to wait and see" Chris replied as Ricky walk towards the others.
The next one is a boy with wavy brown hair.
"Hey Nicholas, how's it going?" Chris asked the thief.
"Oh I'm fine, thanks for asking Chris" Nicholas said as he walked towards the others.
"That's great anyway...wait a minute" Chris said as he checked his pockets. "What happened to my wallet?"
Nicholas nervously holding up a wallet and saying, "You mean this wallet?" Chris grabbed the wallet from his hands and put it in his pocket, while Nicholas silently walked towards the others.
The next one is a pretty attractive girl, with black hair and amber eyes.
"Hey there Chris, it's so good to finally meet you in person" The girl said seductively to Chris.
"H-hi, A-Amber" Chris stuttered, as Amber walked towards the others. "Too young. She's too young for you, man." Chris muttered.
The next one is a 17 year old, who was dress up as an Indian.
"Umm Vulcan, why are you dress as an Indian?" Chris asked Vulcan. This caused Vulcan to grab one of his spears, and points it near Chris's neck.
"Do you dare dishonor my people Chris?" Vulcan asked angrily.
"N-no it was just a question" Chris responded nervously. Vulcan took the spear, and pouted it back in place, while walking towards the others.
The next one is a beautiful young girl, who causes all the boys except Vulcan, to star staring at her.
"Good to see you could make it Pracilla" Chris said.
"Good to be here Chris" Pracilla responded as she walked towards the others, the boys still staring at her.
The next one is a girl with auburn hair, while wearing a cowboy hat.
"This is Carol" Chris said.
"Howdy partner, it sure is good to finally be here. I can't wait to see what the first challenge is" Carol said.
"Good to know" Chris said as Carol walked towards the others.
The next one is a girl with blonde hair, and blue eyes. "Hey Chris it's good to meet you..." Before the girl can finish, she trips and falls down the stairs and lands headfirst into a pile of mud with only her legs sticking out.
"Can somebody help her please?" Chris asks. Carol and Ricky grab both of the girl's legs and pull her out of the mud.
"Thanks" the girl says blushing.
"No problem" Ricky responds.
"By the way my name is Emma" Emma says as she, Carol and Ricky walk towards the others.
The next one is a girl with blonde hair dressed in pink.
"Tanya, glad you could make it" Chris said.
"I'm so happy to be. Maybe here I can finally find my Prince Charming" Tanya said.
"Well I can tell you this, you sure aren't going to find him standing here" Chris said.
"Oh sorry" Tanya said as she walked towards the others.
Next two people stepped out. A girl and a boy. They' were holding hands
"Hey Tyson, Candace got to see the two of you" Chris said.
"And it's good to see you too Chris" Tyson said as he and his girlfriend walked towards the others.
The next one is a girl with raven hair.
"And here comes Luna. The girl who has been raised by otters" Chris said.
"It's so great to be here Chris" Luna said as she walked towards the others.
"Howdy name's Carol" the cowgirl said.
"It's good to meet you Carol" Luna responded.
The next one is a girl with thick layered hair.
"Oh dear Chris. That same old outfit again? We really need to do something about that before the end of the season," the girl snickered while looking Chris up and down.
"Hey! For your information, Madeline, this is a trademarked look. And I can make anything look good," Chris yelled.
"Sure you can," Madeline giggled and swayed to the others.
The next one is a girl with brown shoulder-length hair, who is holding a camera.
"Hello Vanessa, how's it going?" Chris asked Vanessa as she filmed him.
"Great Chris how about you?" Vanessa asked Chris still filming him.
"Everything's fine" Chris responded.
"Good to know" Vanessa said as she moved towards the others, and started filming them.
The next one is a boy with brown curled hair.
"Hey there Adam, anything you wanna say" Chris asked the loner. Adam walked past him and stands right next to Carol.
"Howdy my names Carol" The cowgirl introduced herself.
"Hey" Adam responded, causing Carol to blush.
The next one is a girl with pink hair.
"Hey there Jen-"Chris stopped when the girl covered his mouth.
"Jinx. The name is Jinx, got it?" The girl asked.
"Om sure" Chris answered as Jinx walked towards the other contestants.
The next one is a boy with dark green hair.
"Good to meet you River" Chris said.
"Right back at ya Chris" River said as he walks next to the other contestants.
The Next one is a boy with a build like Dj.
"Joseph" Chris said as Joseph walked past him.
The next one is a boy with very long black hair.
"This is Isaac" Chris introduced.
"Call me Loki, I hate being called Isaac" Loki said as he walked towards the contestants.
"It's good to meet you" Loki said to Vulcan offering to shake his hand. Vulcan did and was instantly shocked by Loki's hand buzzer. Loki began to laugh, until Vulcan grabbed his jacket and lifted him up with his hand. Everyone looked at the scenario in shock.
"YOU DARE MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!" Vulcan shouted at Loki.
"Sorry, Sorry won't happen again" Loki said nervously, causing Vulcan to let go of him.
With the problem over, everyone stopped looking. All except Amber who was looking at Vulcan while smirking. "He could be useful" She thought.
The next one is a girl with dark brown hair, with tints of gold. The Moment River saw her he thought this girl looked amazing and couldn't take his eyes off her.
"Everyone this is Avonlea" Chris said.
"H-hi" Avonlea said in a quiet voice as she moved towards the contestants, River still looking at her.
"Hi there Avonlea, my name is Luna and this is Carol" Luna said.
"It's good to meet you" Avonlea said in the same quiet voice.
The next one is a boy with brown hair, and a skateboard in his hands.
"Hey Xander wanna say anything?" Chris asked.
"Yeah, I want to say I'm here to have fun, cause if you don't take it nice and chill, you might end up being a boring pickle," he said, walking off laughing. He stops next to Madeline causing her to blush.
The next one is a boy with brown eyes and hair.
"Yo, Joshua! What's up?" Chris asked as Joshua walked past him.
"Nothing much, man" Joshua replied.
The next one is a girl with brown eyes, and glasses.
"Charlotte, glad that you make it!" Chris said in excitement.
"Thanks, Chris." Charlotte said, "This will be my first time in here!"
The next one is a boy with sandy colored hair, who was wearing combat boots.
"Welcome to the Amazon, Anthony." Chris said, "Aren't you excited?"
"Listen up, soldier," Anthony said, raising his voice like a military general, "I'm not really that excited. I came here for money not competing!"
"Okay then," Chris said, nervously as Anthony stands next to others.
The next one is a half British and half Japanese girl.
"Next up is Chizu" Chris said.
"Hello Chris" Chizu said as she walked towards the others.
The next one is a boy with red hair.
"Everyone this is Fritzy" Chris said.
"Hi Chris, So what do you do today?" Fritzy asked while shaking his hand really fast, "Do you have plans for us? Are we going to watch a movie? Are-"
"Just go over there!" Chris snapped, letting go of his hand while pointing to the direction where the other competitors are.
Fritzy smiled brightly as she walked past him, "Okay."
The next one is a boy with blond hair, wearing a short sleeved dark blue jacket.
"Everyone this is Austin" Chris Said.
"Um do I know?" Austin asked Chris.
"Um yeah it's me Chris Mclean" Chris said. However his introduction does not seem to register with a puzzled-looking Austin, so he tries to jog his memory. "The host...Of the show?"
"Oh, that's where I know you from!" Austin Says.
"Uh...Yeah" Chris said as Austin walk towards the other competitors, unaware that Tanya was going starry-eye over him.
The next one is a boy with a belt with a wolf tail on it.
"You must be Leo" Chris said.
"The Girls call me Wolfie, but yes I'm Leo" The furry said as walked towards the other contestants.
"Hi there I'm..." Adam was about to introduce himself when Luna interrupted her.
"Luna. I'm Luna. And that's Adam" Luna said introducing herself.
"Good to meet you two" Leo said.
The next one is a girl with light golden-brown eyes.
"Everyone meet Celia, the self-proclaimed greatest matchmaker in the world" Chris said.
"Oh hello Chris it's very nice to meet you" Celia says with a smile and then looks at him and says "Ohhh I know the perfect"
"Yeah that's nice sweet heart, please go to the others" Chris cut her off.
The next one is a British guy dress entirely in black.
"Hey Nigel! Ready for the game?" Chris asked.
"I've been ready for 5 days, let's just get this over with" Nigel replied as he walked towards the contestants. Chizu felt her cheeks blush, as Nigel walked past her.
The next one is a girl with red hair.
"Welcome to the show Fawn" Chris said.
"Thanks Chris I'm happy to be here, and my great grandfather was Jewish" Fawn said.
"Om that's very interesting Fawn, can you go stand over there now?" Chris asked.
"Edward's half monkey" Fawn replied as she walked towards the others, leaving Chris and the contestants confused.
The next one is a girl with red curly waist length hair.
"Good to meet you Caitlyn" Chris said.
Caitlyn used her sigh language to say 'me too', and then walked towards the contestants.
The next one is a strong looking boy.
"Chris McLean, dude!" the teen said as he and Chris bumped knuckles.
"Hey, Dylan" Chris greeted. "Are you ready for this?"
"Sure am" Dylan said as he walked towards the cast. "Hey ladies" He said to the girls, who all stared at him, especially Cora.
The next one is a geek looking boy.
"Our next contestant is Mertin" Chris said.
"It's good to meet you Chris" Mertin said as he walked towards the competitors.
"Hi I'm Charlotte" Charlotte said to Mertin.
"H-hi" Mertin said shyly.
"Don't be shy, I don't bite" Charlotte said.
The next one is a boy with black hair and green eyes.
"This is Drayden" Chris introduced.
"Hey Chris nice to meet you" Drayden said, as he walked towards the others, accidently bumping into Celia. "Ups sorry".
"No it's ok, I don't mind at all" Celia said blushing.
The next one is a girl with brown hair, who is licking a lollipop.
"Everyone I'd like you to meet Faith" Chris said.
"Hi Chris do want a lollipop?" Faith asked Chris.
"Maybe later". Chris replied as Faith walk towards the competitors.
"Hey do you want a lollipop?" Faith asked Luna.
"Sure" She said as she licked the one Faith got her.
The last one is a girl with a guitar.
"And finally there's Crystal" Chris said.
"Hey there Chris, I can't wait to begin" Crystal said as she walks towards the competitors.
"Neither can I" Nigel muttered.
"Okay, everyone." Chris announced, "Go to the bonfire pit over there, so I can explain the rules of this game!"
"Sir, yes sir!" Anthony shouted with a salute as they head off.
The 40 competitors sat in the bonfire pit as Chris stood in front of them.
"Before I announce the teams, I need to share with you some other rules," Chris said.
"Dylan..." Oliver said, sarcastically while Cora giggled.
"This is where you will eliminate one camper," Chris explained, "every three days and in between those three days, you will have a challenge. The team that loses this challenge will send one of their own to the elimination boat".
Cora squealed as she claps her hands in excitement.
Later, Chris explains to them about the confessional booth.
"This where you can tell everyone what you're really thinking from our...outhouse confessional."
(confessional)
Cora: Oh man I can't wait to see our first. I hope it's something exciting.
Celia: I hope I'll be able to help everyone with finding their love life, I don't want them to die alone and unhappy.
Candace: If anyone dares to touch my darling Ty, then they're in for the beating of a lifetime.
Xander: Man this is gonna be fun, hopefully the first challenge will be just as fun.
Luna: I hope I get to be on the same team as Carol and Avonlea...and Leo(Smiles brightly while closing her eyes).
Amber: Hmm. If I'm going to win this thing, I'll need a small elite team that will follow me to the ends of the earth. It's time to make some new friends.
(ends with a flash)
"Now, it's time for teams!" Chris said.
"Finally!" Nigel said.
"Alright if you're name is heard go stand over there" Chris said while pointing to the east. "Carol, Ricky, Emma, Luna, Adam, Avonlea, River, Leo, Madeline and Xander. The ten mentioned competitors walked to where they were told to go as Chris tossed them a green sloppily rolled up cloth poster as Xander caught it. When he unrolled it, the poster reveals a picture of a monkey. "You guys are... The Screaming Monkies!" Chris announced.
"Great..." Xander said.
"If you're name is heard go stand over there" Chris said while pointing to the west. "Amber, Vulcan, Loki, Pracilla, Jinx, Nigel, Chizu, Joesph, Drayden and Celia." When they walked over to their spot, Vulcan and Loki glared at each other as Chris tossed them another poster which is a blue one. When Amber caught it, she enrolled it, revealing a picture of an anaconda. "You guys are officially, the Deadly Anacondas!" Chris said.
"Excellent!" Amber shouted.
"Once again if you're name is heard go stand over there" Chris said while pointing to the north. "Fawn, Tyson, Candace, Cora, Dylan, Tanya, Austin, Nicholas, Orchind and Faith". Chris tossed them another poster which is a red one. Fawn caught it; and enrolled it, revealing a picture of a Toucan. "You guys are now, the Killer Toucans!" Chris said.
"Popcorn" Fawn said confusing everyone else.
"You know the drill, stand over there if you hear you're names" Chris said pointing to the south. "Anthony, Mertin, Crystal, Charlotte, Vanessa, Mary-Kate, Caleb, Joshua, Caitlyn and Fritzy". Chris tossed them another poster which is a yellow one. Mary-Kate caught it; and enrolled it, revealing a picture of a Sloth. "You guys will now be known as, the Amazing Sloths!" Chris said.
"Yay" Mary-Kate squealed.
"Alright," Chris said, "Now go get situated in your cabins and meet me in the mess hall in one hour!"
"Sir, yes sir!" Anthony saluted as all the 40 competitors run off to their cabins.
Done with this one! Phew! I'm so exhausted. I know it's going to be a long chapter so don't cross me.
For the relationships later on some of the chapters, here are the following: River/Avonlea, Nigel/Chizu, Adam/Carol, Leo/Luna, Xander/Madeline, Austin/Tanya, Mertin/Charlotte, Dylan/Cora, Tyson/Candace, Ricky/Emma, Drayden/Celia.
Challenge Predictions/ideas:
I hope I wrote you're character right, and fell free to tell me if I didn't.
That's it for now. Read and review.
P.S. Please don't hate for me for writing down my couple ideas.