Disclaimer: I do not own Megamind (dreamworks does I think) I do own Zip it's my original idea lol.
Me: Ok let's get rolling!
Megamind: *sneaks up* You know I'm married right?
Me: Whaaaat!? where'd you come from!? Get outta my story!
Megamind: Ugh… I'm part of your story so I can't get out!
Me: I meant outta my office, stop watching meeeee hisssss!
Megamind: Oh fine, get back to your evil scheming then, without me.. *pouts*
Me: *not buying it!*
Megamind leaves pouting…
J : If there are no comments, then there are no updates sorry!
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Megamind: The Secret Massage
Chapter One:
The Two Year Old Terror
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Yes, things had been going so well for Megamind and he applauded himself on it but it was boring without a super villain. "Hah, I got it minion!"
"For the last Time, sir, we are not making a super Villain," Minion replied.
"You're not making a Super Villian, honey," Roxanne yelled from the kitchen.
"Argh but it's so boring," Megamind replied. Roxanne walked out of the kitchen carrying their one year old daughter.
"I'm sure a Super Villian will come along," she said. She handed the young one to Megamind who gratefully accepted the distraction.
"Ah-hah I got it!" He suddenly said.
"Your not making our daughter a super villian either honey," Roxanne chided. Megamind frowned at that but smiled as he began to play with the young one.
"Maybe she'll become one on her own one day," Megamind mused.
"Or a Super hero," Roxanne said, she was obviously cooking something, spagetti by the smell of it.
"Or a super hero," Megamind feigning sarcasm as he smiled at the kitchen door.
"Don't make me come back out there," Roxanne warned playfully.
"Oh no, not my dreaded arch nemesis, and by arch nemesis I mean my wife," He teased.
"Don't you have an award to prepare for tomorrow," Roxanne asked. "Don't you want to look your best?"
"Oh yes, because stopping bank robbers is now rewardable!" Megamind replied, sarcastically. "When did my super hero job become police officering?" He heard Roxanne's bubbly laughter from the other room. He then busied himself with his young daughter until dinner was ready. As she brought him the plate of food he asked, "Can't Metrocity police handle simple bank robbers without me?" he added a pout to the ending. She sighed but kept her smile on.
"Admit it Megamind, you'd be more bored is you didn't stop them," she told him. They kissed before she went back to the kitchen with their daughter in her arms. He thought about how it had been when he didn't have a hero to villain, oh yes he had definitely been more bored then. He was so glad his wife could put things into perspective for him. After their nightly routine and Megamind was certain to look his best he went to sleep.
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The next day he got ready as usual, for what promised to be a normal day. But seemingly out of no where the weird sounding Axel F began and a fog machine blew in a rather thick fog at the end of the fountain pool. A rather impressive laser and light show announced the entrance of a large bot. A voice boomed all around them.
"Pweepawe youwselwves fow doom Megamind! Fow I shaww ruwe dah wowwd" The voice said. Sitting on the bot's shoulder was a woman in a mech suit who then addressed the crowd.
"Yah don'tcha know?" she answered.
"Bettew bow down now to Two Diswepoodable, Eviw Mastawmind," The young one said.
"Better listen to my boy there," The woman replied with her heavy Minnesota accent. Megamind stood there stunned, was that a two year old speaking? Or a boy with a speech impediment? And how was he so smart? The bot began to run forward toward them but Megamind grinned suddenly he had taken his own bot to the ceremony and quickly got inside of it to meet his apparently intelligent opponent. BAM! The bots met each other head on, Megamind's bot slid back a bit before successfully slowing the other to a stop before applying an uppercut that sent the other flying. Meanwhile Minion was dealing with the mother who had hopped off before impact. Megamind flew up to meet the bot but before he made it there it had already righted intself in the air and was now hovering ready to take another hit.
"Consider me intrigued," Megamind said briefly flying fist first into the other bot sending it careening through the air before it righted itself. The other bot was much smaller than his but seemed like it could be more agile. "You cannot win against a force of justice!"
"We wiww see Megamind Metwo City wiww be mine!" The boy replied flying straight at megamind who also began to fly toward the boy's bot fist raised.
Minion punched at the lady but she dodged and kicked at his suit knocking him off balance but when she tried a leg sweep, minion rolled backwards so he could escape her tricks without receiving any blows. He would have to try harder with this mom, she was very agile like a cat, she came at him more and more driving him back. He pressed a button summoning the brain-bots who joined him against the mom. Minion could be crafty too, with the brain bots keeping her on her toes he was able to grab the advantage and downed her with ease but as he went in for the capture she threw a smoke ball and dashed away from him Minion looked up to see the small bot crashing down into the fountain pool. "Way to go sir!" Minion cheered. Megamind landed as the mom took out the bot's pilot a two year old boy who was crying. He wasn't injured as his suit protected him the impact.
"Let me guess, you'll be back?" Megamind replied to the mother.
"Oh yah, you betchya we'll be back. Then we'll take yer little Metro City from ya!" She replied jetting off with the crying toddler in her arms. Megamind stared after them in disbelief.
"A two-year old challenged me," Megamind told minion. The crowd began to cheer so he gave a half-heartedly wave to those around him before getting back in his bot and jetting off as well. He needed to think and there was only one place he could go to do that…
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Metro Man, or Music Man now was tuning his guitar when Megamind burst in throwing off his cloak and crashing down onto his couch. He wasn't surprised one bit, but it was getting irritating that the ex-villain kept coming by without any warning. At least call first, he wanted to say but instead he stayed silent before he finally could play his guitar. He began to play a bit a little tune he had been working on and noticed how it almost instantly relaxed the other.
"So, how did that award ceremony go?" Music Man guessed. It was usually after a ceremony for some small feat that Megamind came over for.
"Boring until.." Megamind began. He sat up and threw his hands in the air. "Since when do two-year old children become super villains? I was a regular nuisance at two." A guitar string snapped at this as Music Man had carelessly plucked it too hard in his surprise.
"You were a criminal baby," Music Man replied, remembering that from his younger years and feeling guilty. "Sorry about that by the way." Megamind waved away his apology it was all water under the bridge as he had told Music Man many times.
"Yea but, his introduction was just, magnificent," Megamind replied. "And he's two with his mom as his minion I guess." Another string broke as he applied too much strength in his surprise once again.
"She's his minion?" Music Man asked surprised. "Did you arrest them?"
"I didn't get the chance she just jetted off with her toddler in her arms," Megamind replied. "I'll get them next time." Megamind promised. Music Man had a sudden spark of an idea it was a little devious but maybe it would help his friend relax, after all it helped him.
"Hey how about I give you a massage?" Music Man asked. Megamind gave him a confused look at the suggestion. "It will help you relax, I promise." Megamind shrugged.
"Why not, I could use some relaxation," Megamind replied. "So… Where do I..?"
"Follow me," Music Man replied leading the way to his room. "Just strip and lay down on your stomach on the bed." Megamind gave him a look that made him sweat guiltily but shrugged and turned his back to Music Man making him feel relieved.
"Can you get the Zipper back there please?" Megamind asked.
"Oh, sure," Music Man replied and unzipped the top all the way down, he gulped a bit as the smooth blue skin was revealed. Megamind undressed as he was told and laid out on his stomach on the bed, completely trusting the other to remain honorable.
"It's just been so boring until now, but no I feel bad," Megamind said as Music Man removed his robe and joined the other on the bed. He felt guilty tricking his friend but it had honestly been so long since he had invited a woman over, and Megamind came over so often he hardly even had a chance to do so. He did at least begin with a massage gently weeding out the knots and listening to Megamind's groans of pleasure. He used his super speed to grab some oils and lube before returning to regular time and continuing the massage. He could feel his little soldier peeking up in interest at Megamind's lovely little noises as well. He used lube his fingers and began to press into the tight anal ring. "Um is that necessary to massage there?" Megamind suddenly asked.
"Yes," Music Man lied, pressing deeper within looking for that spot.
"It's just it feels weird," Megamind suddenly moaned as Music Man found the spot. He grinned as Megamind relaxed allowing him to stretch the other male in preparation for his large member. "Never, never mind, feels good." Music man pressed more causing even more moans before lifting Megamind onto his knees the other didn't complain. He spread the knees out a little and pushed deeper before lining up his 'tool' and lubing it up really good.
"This might feel really weird at first but don't worry it's just a tool I use to massage this area with.
"O-okay," Megamind replied. He removed his fingers and pushed his member into the still tight ring of muscle. "Aah, oh I think it's too big." Megamind said a little worried.
"Don't worry I'll let you get used to it," Music Man replied stopping for a bit. As he felt the other relax he pushed a little more in, he kept that up until he was finally hilted with a gasping Megamind face down on his bed. He pulled Megamind's upper half up to him and grabbed the other male's hand. "Here massage here with your hand," Music man said placing the other's hand on his own rock hard member. "It will make this massage more effective." Megamind began to slowly stroke himself making Music Man hornier then before. He lifted the other male and pulled him back down while thrusting. He supported the other male the whole time ensuring he didn't fall forward as he was thrust into. He grunted as he picked up the pace, Megamind was now moaning so loud it was hard to contain himself. He began to thrust with more speed, he felt when the ex-villain came as his anal passage pulsed around his member forcing him to cum as well. He thrust a couple more times before he allowed the other to collapse back down on his bed.
Megamind had passed out from their intense massage session so Music Man decided to clean them up and take a shower. Damn he felt relieved though, he had forgotten just how good sex felt and for some reason it had felt even better with Megamind. He also instantly felt guilty, as he had lied to his little buddy. He dried off once he had finished and laid down beside the little blue alien to take a much needed nap.
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*Intercept's* I know it's short but here ya go, this is a basic idea I had. I hope Megamind's Wife doesn't find out about their secret massage session. Oooooooooooo! Stay tuned for more to come! And I hope you most definitely enjoyed!
No sneak peek sorry.