A/N: These are stories that my brother and I made up when we were bored one day during the summer. This one is making fun of Edward a little, I love Edward, but this was to funny to pass up.

Bella's POV-

I was organizing my desk and playing with a box when I heard Edward come in through the window.

"Don't you ever come in through the front door?"

He just laughed "Not when I run here after Charlie goes to sleep."

"Hey Edward."

"Hi, What are you looking at?"

"I just got something you might like."

"Hmm.. And what might that be?" He smiled my favorite crooked smile.

"Hold one…close your eyes and don't open them until I tell you to. No peeking"

He closed his eyes and just to make sure he wouldn't look I blindfolded him. He moved to take the blindfold off but I slapped his hand.

"Keep it on"

"Okay I will." I laughed. He sounded like an impatient child. "Just what are you up to"

"You'll see." I was trying to move as gracefully as possible so I wouldn't give anything away. As I readied my 'surprise'.

Edward's POV-

"Can I look now?" I was getting really impatient. What is she doing?

"Nope twenty more seconds" 20..19..18.…..10...9...8.…..3..2..1 "Okay you can look now"

I took off my blindfold and I was shocked. What I saw was I huge and I mean huge phone that probably hasn't been used since the 60's.

"Wh-What is that." I knew what it was but I really wanted her to explain.

"What do you mean this is my new cell phone." I was completely and totally speechless. "So what do you think?"

I could only manage to stare at her at first I was trying to come up with words to describe what I was thinking. This was another time that I wished I could hear what was going on inside her head.

"What's wrong? Edward??"

"Hold on Bella, let me have a minute to think of words to describe this?"

"You don't like my cell phone?"

"That's not a cell phone. That thing is huge!!" What is she thinking?

"No it isn't! It's the perfect size." After she said that I had to turn around to hide my expression from her sometimes she could be so stubborn and hard headed.

"Where did you get that thing?" I needed to know so I would never go there again. Or let Bella go there.

"I got it at the F.R electronics store."

"What's going on over there?"

"What do you mean?"

I had composed my expression so I turned back around and what I saw shocked me. "What is that?" It definitely wasn't what she had before.

"What are you talking about this is my new cell phone."

"That is not what you had a few minutes ago." There is no way that it could be the same thing.

"Yes it is… Are you sure you are okay? I think your seeing things. Is it time to get your eyes checked or did you drink some infected blood and now it's messing with your head? " She laughed at her little joke and I had to join her.

A/N- Sorry if it didn't make sense at times. This was original written to be performed and some of the stage directions were hard to change into thoughts and I had to change things around so everything would flow.