12 days of Christmas JLA style
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Hawkgirl in a pear tree
"GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Hawkgirl squawked irately in a small nest
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two-faced doves
"WHAT?" Two-Face shouted, confused
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
"I'm gonna wring your scrawny neck when this is over!" Hawkgirl threatened
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Robins falling
"WHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Robin screamed, as he was falling in a zero gravity shaft
Two-faced doves
"STOP PECKING ME!" Two-Face screamed in annoyance
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: ZZZZZ…
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Spoilers foaming
Spoiler: *foaming at the mouth*
Three Robins falling
Robin: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHIIIIYYYYAAA
Two-faced doves
"AAAAAARRRGH!" Two-Face screamed in annoyance
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: (still asleep, drools and drops a bit on Two-Face)
Two-Face: YECCH! THANKS A BUNCH, SHAYERA
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Hippolyta: FIIIIIVVVVEEEE WEEEEDDDINNNNNGGGG RRRRRINNNGGGS! Ba dum, ba dum
Four Spoilers foaming
Spoiler: (drowning in rabies)
Three Robins flying
Robin: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Two-faced doves
"DAMMIT ROBIN, YOU SCARED THE BIRDS!" Two-Face shouted
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: ZZZZZZZZ
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Fireflys flying
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Firefly cackled maniacally
FIIIIIVVVEEE WEEEDDDINNNNG RRRRINNGS! Ba dum, bom bom
Four Spoilers foaming
(Spoiler drowningin asea of foam)
Three Robins falling
Robin: *has laryngitis*
Two-faced doves
"Eh, that's better" Two-Face exhaled in relief
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: ZZZZZ
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven Crocs a chomping
"OMNOMNOMNOMNOM" Killer Croc gobbled viciously
Six Fireflys flying
"WAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!" Firefly whooped
"FIIIVEEE WEDDINNGGGG RIINNNGSS! Ba dum, bom bom"
Four Spoilers foaming
"Damn, son, she dead" Cyborg informed
Three Robins falling
Robin: *gives the middle finger to the camera*
Two-faced doves
Two-Face: I'm getting the hang of this
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: Zzzzzz
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Boomers belching
"UUUUURRRRRPPPPPP" Booster Gold belched
Seven Crocs a chomping
"Lawd almighty, that's DISGUSTING!" Croc wheezed, clutching his nose
Six Fireflys flying
"BUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!"
"FIVE WEDDING RINGS!" Ba dom, bom bom
Four Spoilers foaming
(still dead)
Three Robins falling
Robin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Two-faced doves
"GOD DAMMIT ROBIN, NOT AGAIN!"
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: eating pears
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Luthors leaping
Lex: *growling irately, duct tape over mouth*
Eight Boosters belching
"UUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPP"
Seven crocs a chomping
Croc: (chomping up Spoiler's carcass)
Six Fireflys flying
Firefly: torches Booster
"FIIVEEE WEDDING RIINGS! Ba dum, bom bom"
Four Spoilers foaming
"Tasted like chicken" Croc remarked
Good. Now go buy some
Three Robins falling
Robin: vomits
Two-faced doves
"What the- AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGG!"
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
Hawkgirl: ZZZZZZZZ
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten Lindas a-lazing
"ZZZZZZZZ" Linda snored
Nine Luthors leaping
*Lex trips and falls into deep space*
Eight Boosters belching
"YUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP"
Seven Crocs a chomping
"CCCCCHHHHHHIIIICCCCKKKKEEEENNNNNN!"
Have you bought any chicken yet?
Six Fireflys flying
"YIIIIIIIIIIII"
"FIVE WEDDING RINGS. Ba dum, bom bom"
Four Spoilers foaming
….
Three Robins falling
"I pissed my pants"
Two-faced doves
"THAT'S IT! SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING TO MY BAR!" *walks off*
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
"ZZZZZZZ"
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven flaming Flashes
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Flash screamed, as his body was on fire
Ten Lindas a-lazing
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Nine Luthors leaping
*is abducted and anal probed by Kryptonians*
Eight Boosters belching
"… could really need some Pepto Bismol"
Seven Crocs a chomping
"CHICKEN!"
Now go buy some
Six Fireflys flying
*lights all the Christmas trees in Metropolis on fire*
"FIIIIVVVEEE WEDDING RIINGS! Ba dum, bom bom"
Four Spoilers foaming
….
Three Robins failing
"I give up"
Two-faced doves
*still gone*
And a Hawkgirl in a pear tree
"Zzzzzz"
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 Canaries chomping
"OM NOMNOMNOMNOM" Black Canary gobbled
Eleven flaming Flashes
"WWWWWAAAAAAAA"
Ten Lindas lazing
"zzzzzzz"
Nine Luthors leaping
*is farmed for blood by Dracula*
Eight Boosters belching
"YUUUUUUURRRRRRPPP"
Seven Crocs a chomping
*has a tug of war over a fried drumstick with Black Canary*
Six Fireflys flying
Everybody: FFFFIIIIVVVVEEE WEEEDDDDINNNNGGG RIIIINGS
Four Spoilers foaming
Three Robins falling
Two-faced doves
AND A HAWKGIRL IN A PEAR TREE!
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!" Hawkgirl and everyone shouted