Spike and Rarity were sitting in a park at midnight. They were playing a game, called "Say a word starting with the last letter of the previous word".
"Bed", said Spike.
"Date", said Rarity.
"Erection", said Spike.
"No", said Rarity.
"Okay", said Spike.
Then Rarity looked at the moon and she was shocked with what she saw.
"Spike, we can't stay here", she said, "We must return to our houses at once!"
"What is it?", Spike asked, "You're such a buzzkill, the game was fun!"
"It's full moon tonight!"
"So what?"
"You don't know? During the full moon, Ponyville is always haunted by the Bloody Ass!"
Then the Bloody Ass came.
"OMG!", Rarity screamed, "Spike, do something!"
"Okay!", said Spike, while grabbing Rarity and throwing her at the Bloody Ass. Then he ran away.
"Spike, you piece of shit, wait!", she screamed, but he disappeared in the fog. He was never to be seen again.
Then Rarity looked at the Bloody Ass.
"Don't eat me!"
In the moment she spoke those words, the Ass farted so badly, that the whole town shooked.
Rarity opened her bag and took out a lightsaber. She carried it with her for such occasions.
Luckily, she didn't have to use it, because the Ass was just abducted by aliens.
Unfortunately, it didn't mean the problems of Ponyville had ended there, because a couple of days later, Genghis Khan, who was revived with the dark magic of Trumpald Dond, was sent to the realm of ponies and he led an army of humans, who savaged ponies.
And that's how Equestria was destroyed.
(two days after the destruction of Equestria, the ponies were revived by some weird space beings, but for what purpose and what these beings were, nobody ever found out, because humans already left Equestria)
THE END