A/N: Hello everyone! Thought I'd try my hand at a Wreck-it Ralph one-shot because it's 3 AM and I can't sleep, so let me know what you think! THERE ARE SPOILERS!

My name is Patch. I'm little more than a purple figure in Game Central Station as I look for my destination. Somewhere past Hero's Duty and Tapper is the machine I want: Fix-it Felix, Jr. The Litwak Game Central Station is full to bursting with characters new and old right now, at least according to the field guide provided by Surge Protector. The arcade, according to my guide, opens in less than ten minutes and Central Station is full of activity.

"If you die outside your game-"

"Bye!"

"See you at Tapper's right at six!"

There is so much to take in and the fact that I only have ten minutes to do so is overwhelming. I run up to a soldier from Hero's Duty. "Hey, excuse me but, can you help me find Fix-it Felix, Jr.?"

The soldier turns around and kneels down and I see that it's, according to my guidebook of who's who in this station, Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun. "Felix? You're heading to Felix? I can take you to him. You're a rookie aren't ya?"

"How did you guess?"

"Felix has been around for thirty years. Good to have some fresh meat." She pats me on the back roughly. The differences in sprite strength make me nearly buckle at the knees. "What's your name, rookie?"

"Patch," I said.

"So you're the addon for the game then."

"Sure am!"

"Any idea what you're doing?"

"I'm a palette swap, Patch-it Patty."

"Huh."

"Yeah. Tobikomi saw how popular the game was becoming after the NPCs were added. So now players can choose between a male player, Felix, or female, that'd be me. I call myself Patch 'cause I've got a dead pixel over my eye that makes it look like it's patched."

"Huh."

"Thirty second warning, everyone!"

"We'd better get going, rookie."

"Some nights I stay up, yadda da-da da-duh…" I sing softly to myself as I wait for my turn. I'm behind the Niceland apartments, waiting for the boys to get done with their game and the blonde moppet girl who hangs around Sugar Rush to come play with me. Since the new characters, Fix-it Felix has become quite popular, and I don't see my male counterpart but for an hour between the kids coming home from school and the nostalgic adults coming to check out the changes.

"Okay, see you, Felix!" I hear Ralph's voice, no longer angry and feral but jovial and docile, as he bids goodbye to his game's hero.

"So," I say. "How'd it go?"

"Great!" Felix says with a laugh. "You know, you really shined out there today. For the, uh, half-hour you got to play."

"Yeah?"

"You sure did. So who have you met so far?"

"Uh, I met Q*bert, Zangief, Chun Li, Sergeant Calhoun…"

"Isn't Sergeant Calhoun great? She's been giving me the honeyglows ever since we- Oh! Pardon me, didn't mean to get too personal."

"Not a problem." I laugh. "You guys make a cute couple. She helped me find this game, actually."

"Did she now."

"Yeah, just a quick guide."

"Felix! New girl! You comin' to Tapper's?"

"Yeah, hold on a sec!"