"Hey! Stop that faunus!"

"FUUCK!"

Four sets of eyes widened in surprise and confusion at the sudden scream, and immediately, the members of Team RWBY rushed towards the railing, looking over at the ship that had just docked.

On the platform they saw two sailors chasing after a faunus, and by the looks of its furry tail, it was a monkey faunus...who was also shouting out many, rather rude things back at the sailor, prompting Yang to quickly cover Ruby's ears.

"Hey-Sis, what're you-" Ruby protested, trying to push her away, but Yang resisted, keeping her hands firmly over her ears.

"Whoa, there, Ruby, no neeeed to hear any of that!" She said casually, trying to keep her sister from hearing the faunus as he jumped over the ships railing yelling, "GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU FUCKS!"

Landing on the port with a grunt, the faunus rushed over to a light post and jumped up, hanging by his tail upside down and taking out a banana.

"You no-good stowaway!" One of the crew members yelled.

As the faunus peeled a banana, he glanced back at the sailors and shouted, "Hey! I'm a great stowaway, learn the fucking difference, you FUCKING ASS-" He stopped to swing to the side to avoid a rock thrown at him. Two police officers calmly walked toward him, one ordering him to get down from the post.

Chewing up the banana in less than three seconds, he threw the peel at the officers face, inciting a growl.

"NOPE!" The faunus yelled, flipping on to the post and jumping away, laughing maniacally. Rushing up the stair steps and down the street in the direction of Team RWBY, they both stepped aside(Ruby still struggling with Yang)as they saw the faunus run by.

When the faunus caught sight of a black-haired girl, he made sure to run close enough so only she'd be able to see him wink at her...and then hear him whisper, "Ass." Her eyes widened in shock, and as the faunus ran off, the officers hot on his trail, she thought she caught him laughing and saying something about how "That was fucking perfect!"

"Yikes...A bit of some tough competition, huh, Weiss?" Yang casually said, to which Weiss responded, "Quick! We have to observe him!" And she ran off, Ruby pushing away Yang and following her as the blonde muttered, "As long as Ruby isn't as in to it as you." She, too, started following.

Blake, however, was in a daze, still pondering on what the faunus had just said and done. He winked...What did that mean? Was he just being a flirt? Probably, given his unique choice of words, or lack thereof. She was dimly aware of the incredibly faint dash of pink on her cheeks, and she too, soon ran after her team.

Once they all turned the corner, Weiss bumped in to a stranger, prompting the rest of her team to stop and watch helplessly as the faunus flipped away, shouting, "TO FUCKING SPACE!"

"No, he got away!" Weiss whined.

"Better for Ruby." Yang muttered, before realizing where Weiss was. "Uhh...Weiss?" She said, pointing at the stranger that was directly below the heiress, said stranger smiling as Weiss looked below her.

"Aah!"

This was something I had as an idea for a while, and finally decided to put it in action. What do you guys think? I want to make a series, but Sun only makes an appearance in 2 episodes. So I'll have to write more, and I plan on writing how he got on the ship in the first place and the events in episode 16, but I'd also like the readers to make suggestions in the reviews!

Oh, by the way, I made a video with the same exact concept. Just look up on youtube "RWBY Michael" and there should be a video that says "Sun Wukong isnt the only Michael". Watch that video before you read this next bit because spoiler alert: ...I will NOT be changing Penny to reflect that same attitude in this story. Well, anyway, hope you enjoy!