Ciao, my lovelies! I guess this would be my first kind of romantic/serious/comedy/drama fic on here. It switches around in the POVs, so watch for that, and it will eventually become a Edvy shounen-ai because, well, as much as I love smut and shit, I can't write them. I start blushing and shit and then it gets awkward for me. One day I hope to conquer that!

Now, little monsters, if you can guess the connection between Emerald and Ed, you get cookies! And a dedication!

So I'm not going to hold you guys up any more!

-MexiStar-

(Haha, that's my nickname!)

((Envy's POV))

Motherfucker, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online

"Why do you like this song so much?" Emerald asked as we arrive at the beach.

I shrug. "It's got a nice beat, you can't deny it."

The sand crunches beneath my feet as we find an empty spot near the water. She set out the blanket as I put down the cooler and chairs. Once the blankets are set, I put up the blanket while she does the chairs.

The sun in hitting my pale skin to the point where it should have at least given me a tan. But it never does, weirdly. I'm okay with weird. I mean, being born with dark green hair and violet eyes is kind of awesome. Right now, my hair's a little below my waist. No one else can say that they were born that way, and it they can…well, you should get the point.

Weird just applies to me, and I'm fine with it. I mean, my fucking name's Envy. I've got two siblings: one named Greed, who's two years older, and the other name Wrath, who's a year younger, plus my mom is called Sloth, and my dead-beat dad…I don't even know his name, but it's gotta be weird.

And then I'm gay. Yes, I like boys in a way that is "wrong on so many levels". I don't really give two shits on what you think. I'm going to continue to be me, and if you have probably, go ahead and say something so I can knock your ass out.

I guess the one normal thing about me is that I have a best friend. She's a girl, and she's fucking annoying, bitchy, bossy, and sometimes I want to choke her, but the very few upsides make up for that. Her name's Emerald Maison Cole. She's got wavy black hair that falls to her waist and green ends, but she usually wears her hair in a long ponytail. We share an apartment and a love of being lazy.

"Today is nice, huh?" I put sunglasses on my face, even though we're under an umbrella. "No baby, no idiot siblings, just us and the beach.

She rolls her eyes, spotting someone and gasping. "Holy shit."

I turn to see what what she's looking and and echo her comment. Whoever put this kid on the planet, I need to personally thank.

He's got gold hair that reaches a little below his shoulders and golden eyes. Yes, you heard me: golden eyes. Finally, someone even more abnormal than me! His body's kind of small, but he doesn't look like a wimp.

"Envy! Stop staring at him!" Emerald's comment makes me jump. "You're going to scare him."

I stick out my tougue at her. "Shut up. I'm not going to scare him!"

The golden hair boy walks by us and I spot another, taller male behind him. He's got short hair and the resemblance between him and the golden haired boy is pretty much obvious. He's talking to someone…else…

"Is that Wrath?" I question, moving my shades up. It is most definitely clear: that raven haired mess on the other side of the golden haired guy's brother is my brother.

"I think it is," Emerald smirked, "Now you have an alibi. You can go talk to the other one."

I sputtered, "Wh-What are you getting at?"

"En, it's obvious. You think the other guys's cute." She rolled her eyes, going back to her magazine.

"Cute is for puppies," I say. "That guy is hot."

She laughed, though not looking up. "Go for it, Envy."

Without another hesistation, I get up, heading straight for them.

((Edward's POV))

"...but in the end you end up a Pokemaster!" My brother and his friend Wrath chatter away behind me as I try to find a spot to sit on the beach.

It's hot, sandy, and there are dozens of kids in my way, making sandcastles or just being damn ignorant and literally standing in my way. I wish I had a hair tie to pull my hair back. It's so hot, I can now see why my brother cuts his hair short.

Once we find a spot, I do all the work of setting up while those two continue chattering on like school girls. I shake my head once I'm done, wiping the sweat from my forehead and taking a seat in one of the chairs.

Let me just say being me isn't easy. My mom might be the nicer person alive, but it's like whatever she says, my dad's usually against. I have no idea why they're even together. I hate my dad. The worst part is that every's constantly saying I'm just like me. My attitude, my look, my everything. But you know what? I'm nothing like him. I know how to treat people, and I take care of my family.

What? Didn't expect a 19 year old to have a family already? Well, I do. He's 3 years old, and he's got my hair but his mom's eyes. I'm not even with his mother anymore, but I get him every other week. Why am I not with her, you ask? No reason, it's just that my preferences changed.

She's fine with it, if you're wondering.

"Wrath!" A voice catches my attention and Al's friend. "Why didn't you tell me you were going to be here?"

He shrugged, "I didn't think it would matter."

I followed the sound of the voice to see a guy with spiky dark green hair and the same purple eyes as Wrath. I'm guessing he's the older brother, or some kind of relative. Whoever he is, he's kinda of good-looking, in a palmtree-clone way.

"…and this is Al's big brother, Edward." My name snaps me out of my thoughts.

"Envy," The palmtree holds out a hand for me to shake.

"Ed," I grab it, "Nice to meet you."

He pulls me in closer to him. "Nice ass; we should hang out."

I blushed madly as he lets go and walks off, swishing his hips like some sort of tease.

"Sorry about him, he's gay." Wrath says.

"It's cool, Ed is too. Right, Ed?" Al turns to me for an answer but I can't respond.

I'm too busy watching his ass.

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-MexiStar-