A/N: Hi, I'm Reece, I'm a smol writer who just makes scribbles everywhere! " I just want to post this oneshot as a teaser for my novel, Red Mist, featuring the two main characters, Orthus and Reece, Orthus is an OC (Fursona) of my friend whole Reece is mine! Don't worry Judy and Nick are in the story too! I hope you all guys like this little funny excerpt!

Dinner

Orthus sighed as he quietly sat down on the dinner table, his mind tired upon his little experience on the eerily scary place awhile ago.

"What's for dinner, Reece?" The Fox said in a quite stressed manner as he looked upon his fellow cousin, totally into the cooking.

"Meat," Orthus suddenly spewed his water that he was drinking before he jerked suddenly as he heard the word, unfortunately for him, one of his toe managed to happily kiss the hard steel peg of the table.

"SHIT!" Orthus cried out as he fell down on the floor, cursing the table for making such agony coming from a small toe.

Reece looks at him, amused and concerned at the same time, "Are you okay back there? You seem like into the mood for breakdancing."

He glared upon his cousin as he stood up, with his right foot up as it still hurts so much, "You.." he trailed off, his rage slowly erupting.

"Me?" Reece looks at him dumbfounded and confused as his raging cousin threw daggers from his eyes.

"WHY DID YOU BUY MEAT?!" Orthus shouted, huffing out the air in his lungs, "YOU KNOW I'M A VEGAN! YOU MORON."

Reece looks at him weirdly, "You're a vegan? I thought Aunt said you like eating some meat sometime," he shrugged casually.

"What meat did Ma said to you?" Orthus demanded, completely curious.

Reece thought for a second before saying, "Mmm, the thing that is white and shaped like cubes-- OW!"

"THAT'S TOFU YOU DUMB," Orthus growled out as he slapped his cousin with a rolled newspaper, "IT'S NOT MEAT, IT'S MADE FROM SOY, WHICH IS FROM PLANTS."

"But it's still meat right?" Reece asked, still doesn't completely understand.

Orthus sighed before going back down to the seat he sat, he looks at his Cousin one more time before saying to himself, "Why am I even with this guy? Please just let me be myself."

"That's because you love me!" Reece said cheekily as he waltzes away, back into the mood of cooking.

"Please kill me now," Orthus sighed, covering his face with his coat.