[JHONEN]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

[NNY]
Come with us and you will see
This is Jhonen's show of IZ

[ZIM CAST]
This is IZ, this is IZ
I/He will scream in the dead of night

[ME]
This is IZ, everybody make a scene
Watch and laugh till the neighbor's gonna call the cops (AN: I hate that
line. . . .)
It's Jhonen's show, everybody laugh
During this show of IZ

[JHONEN]
I am the one hiding in your head
Making you obsessed and going unfed

[DIB ON BAD, BAD, RUBBER PIGGY]
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Wheezing and pulling out my hair (o.O)

[EVERYBODY]
This is IZ, this is IZ

[COUNT COCOA FANG]
IZ! IZ! IZ! IZ!
On this show we call home
Everyone hail to Jhonen's show

[RED AND PURPLE]
In this show, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next episode

[EVERYBODY]
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting to pounce, and how you'll...

[JHONEN, ZIM & NNY]
Laugh! This is IZ
Blue 'n' black, slimy green

[DIB]
Aren't you amused?

[ME AND GAZ o.O]
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Watch the screen in the dead of night

[RED]
Everybody scream, everbody laugh
[SKOODGE]
During Jhonen's show of IZ!

[WALK OF DOOM CLOWN]
I am the clown with the chicken-bone hair
Here in a flash and gone over there points and runs

[JHONEN]
I am the "hoo" when you laugh, "hoo, har!" (AN: I don't know
anyone who laughs like that)
I am the wind blowing off Zim's "hair"

[NNY]
I am the shadow at the window at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[EVERYBODY]
This is IZ, this is IZ
IZ! IZ! IZ! IZ!
IZ! IZ!

[ZIM, DIB, GIR]
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good laugh

[ROBO PARENTS]
That's our job, but we're not mean
In Jhonen's show of IZ

[EVERYBODY]
During this show

[RED AND PURPLE]
Don't we love it now?

[EVERYBODY]
Invader Zim might catch you in the back
And laugh like a maniac
Make preps jump out of their skin
This is IZ, everyone laugh
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

[ME]
Our man Zim is King of the T.V. Screen
Everyone hail to the Irken Zim

[EVERYBODY]
This is IZ, this is IZ
IZ! IZ! IZ! IZ!

[ZIM, DIB, GIR]
In this show we call home
Everyone hail to Jhonen's show

[EVERYBODY]
La la-la la, IZ! IZ! [Repeat]

Yay! I'm done with all the TNBC songs. I thought it would be neat to put
myself in this. Whatever. Moose!!