I Won't Say I'm In Love: SMALLVILLE STYLE!
By Shakespeare's Girl
Lex appears on a black stage, dressed in black. His arms are crossed in front of him, over his chest, and he appears to be very put out about something. A spot light turns on, and a cue note is played. Lex sings:
Lex: If there's a prize for rotten judgment I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history been there, done that!
Chloe, Lana, Whitney, Lois, Pete and Kara appear, dressed as ancient Greeks, they are THE MUSES
Muses: Who'dja think you're kidding?
He's the earth and heaven to ya
Try to keep it hidden--
Honey we can see right through ya!
Lex: Oh no!
Muses: Girl ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel
And who you're thinking of!
Lex: Oh...
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no no!
Muses: You swoon you sigh
Why deny it, uh oh?
Lex: It's too cliche,
I won't say I'm in love!
In the back ground, which is lit in blues and reds that sometimes blend into purples, the silhouette of a very buff, very sexy man appears, back to the audience. This is Clark Kent, although his face is not revealed until the very end. He is either shirtless, or wearing a very tight white t-shirt, so the audience can see all his muscles.
Lex: I thought my heart had learned it's lesson,
Helen appears briefly, wraps her arms around Lex, and gets pushed away by Lex and pulled away by the Muses.
Lex: It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming "Get a grip, Lex!
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out"
Oh, oh!
Oh no!
Muses: You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling!
The Muses take turns leaning on and jumping in front of Lex, while singing
Take it like a grown up
When ya gonna own up
That you got got got it bad?
Lex: Whoa...
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no no!
Muses: Circling Lex and pointing at him
Give up, give in
Check the grin
You're in love!
Lex: Notices Clark's silhouette for the first time and becomes slightly agitated and distracted
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
Muses: The Muses grab Clark and pull him to Lex, keeping his back to the audience. Clark reaches out and takes Lex's hand. Lex pretends not to notice.
You're doing flips
Read our lips
You're in love!
Lex: You're way off base
I won't say it!
Looking at his and Clark's hands linked together and having to fight back his baser urge to haul Clark to the floor and jump his bones
Get off my case
I won't say it!
Muses: Sensing the sexual tension, the Muses begin to back away, letting nature, and lust, take it's course.
Lex, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
Lex: Oh...
At least out loud
Clark turns to Lex, finally revealing once and for all who he is. He takes Lex's shoulders in his hands and pulls the smaller man to his chest, so that they are mere inches away from each other. Lex can no longer ignore his need to touch, and wraps his arms around Clark's neck.
I won't say I'm in love...
Muses: Sha la la la la la...ahhhh...
On the last note, as all the lights fade, Clark leans down to kiss Lex. Lex smiles, and their lips meet just as the stage goes black.