The Gym: Boys club

Summary: Emmett gets tricked into joining a gym.

Edward: Emmett!

Carlisle: Emmett?

Jasper: Why did you join a gym?

Emmett: I was bewitched and tricked, please believe me.

Jasper: Joining a gym is completly redundent, we don't need it.

Emmett: I know, but why not go, I mean we could show off and bond.

Carlisle: That wouldn't be right, we could expose ourselves.

Emmett: Could not, come on let's go.

All: Fine.

They got ready and went to the gym.

Jasper: Wow, this place is nice.

Carlisle: Well, I would like to take a weight class for no reason.

Edward: I'll go to.

They went.

Emmett: What do you want to do?

Jasper: I don't know.

What do you want to do?

Emmett: Wanna do yoga?

Jasper: Okay.

They went to class.

Instructor: Hello, my name is Wendy, and I will be your instructor of yoga.

Emmett: Hi Wendy.

Wendy: Hello.

Emmett: I'm Emmett, and this is my brother Jasper.

Jasper: Hi.

Wendy: Hi.
Well, take a mat and sit with your legs crossed.

(They did)


Five minutes later.

Emmett: I gotta do what?

Wendy: The king pidgeon pose.

Jasper: I can't do that with my body.

After the class.


Emmett: Wow, that was so weird.

Jasper: Yeah, very.

Edward: Hey, what did you guys do?

Emmett: Yoga.

Edward: Really?
Wow. How was it?

Jasper: Weird.

Carlisle: Do you want to take a spin class?

All: Sure.

Random lady's thoughts: Wow, look at those hunks.
Man, I'd like a piece of that.

ooh, I like the blond ones, or the pretty one with reddish hair,

Or the big one.
Oh I'll take them all.
I'm not leaving here wihout giving at least one of them my number.

Edward: Uh oh, crazy lady upon us, put your wedding rings on.

Emmett: Which one?

Edward: Does it matter?

Emmett: No.


(At the same time they put their wedding rings on)

Edward: You guys are lucky, I'm not married yet.

Emmett: They should have engagement rings for guys.

Edward: That's stupid.

Why would a guy waer a wedding ring?

Emmett: I don't know.

R.L.: Hello there.

Carlisle: Sorry married.

R.L.: Oh.

(She looked hoprfully at the others)

(Each guy pointed at their ring)

Random lady's thoughts: Damn, all married.

Except the young one.
Please be over eighteen.

Edward: I'm sixteen and have a girlfriend.

Random lady's thoughts: Double damn.

Edward: Next time we come here, we are bringing the girls.

Emmett: Next time?

Edward: We do have the membership.

Emmett: Yay!

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