Meat desperately look for a place to hide as an enormous red haired figure marches after him, breathing heavily moaning, "...meat...meat..."

However, the pint sized partner of a hilariously bad space luchador ran into a dead end and was cornered in the process. With no way to escape from the monster pursuing him, Meat's back was against the wall and he yelled, "Stay away you monster!"

"I...can't...food..." the figure said.

Meanwhile, just outside of Wall Sina...

"This time I need to push my farts!" Suguru thought to himself as he got up from what was left of one of the larger buildings in the district and yelled, "You got nothing on me, wrestling is wh-" before being send across the district within one blow once again.

The beast titan shook his head and said, "Pathetic...how pathetic, you can grow to my size and yet those puny humans are more of a challenge than you are!"

Angered by the beast titan's remark, Suguru dove toward the monster, only to land head first into another building filled with people. Just when the space luchador tried to pick himself up, he suddenly realize that his head got caught in the large entrance as the horrified onlookers fled.

"Hey...hey! How about a help? I need to get my head out...ow...c'mon people, a little help?" Suguru begged.

One of the fleeing onlookers said, "Is that a titan?"

"No, worse, it's Kinnikuman, his ineptitude will kill us all!" his friend answered.

"Hey don't be like that! I'm here to save you all, just give me a push? Please, a little push!" Suguru yelled.

Not long afterward, the space luchador felt someone pulling him out of the building.

"Hey thanks, I'm glad there's still some people who are...willing...to...oh crap!"

The beast titan grins as he delivers a blow to Suguru's face before grabbing him from behind in full nelson and slams him to the ground. After that, the beast titan proceeds to pick up Kinnikuman by his feet and spun around before letting him go, ending the space luchador flying right through the top part of the palace, knocking out Suguru and exposing the interior of the castle where an obese man named Marquis Bart was seen sitting on a toilet.

The beast titan smiles and said, "This is the end for you!" as he picks up the fat nobleman and swallows him alive. However, due to Marquis' size as a result of years of lack of exercise and poor diet, the fat man got lodged in the middle of the beast titan's throat, causing the monster to choke to death, leading to their untimely deaths.

Some of the surviving residents of the walled city looks on and Connie Springer who arrived to the place couldn't believe what he just saw and said, "What the hell just happened?"

"Whatever it is, I'm not sure I want to know..." Levi answered.

Then Sasha arrives and said, "Is it over? What did I miss?"

Jean turns and said, "Oh nothing, just that a masked wrestler got beaten by that ape titan and that monster still dies from eating an overweight man...speaking of...why is your face covered with blood? More importantly, where were you?"

"I was hungry so I went to find some food...that meat tasted funny." Sasha answered.

As they were discussing something, Armin frantically searches for his friends, screaming, "EREN! MIKASA! WHERE ARE YOU!"

Somewhere in a basement at a nearby building, Eren wakes up to find himself bound and gagged while Mikasa standing in front of him in a dominatrix outfit, carrying a whip.

Mikasa smiles and cooed, "Oh Eren, for years I have longed for you...now that we're alone..." as she crawls on top of Eren.

Horrified, Eren tries to struggle after looking into her eight pack abs.

"MMMPH!"

"MMMMMMMMMMMPH!"

Somewhere outside of Wall Rose, Petra Ral finds herself covered with maggots.

Author: *snorts a line* W-wait...you're still here?