hi umm... this is my first fanfic so here it is
"uuuuhhhhggg where am i ?" grunts madam red
"guess madam" says undertaker
"undertaker!, how have you been"
"ask my friend over there" says the undertaker swaying and giggling while pointing to a skull
the door opens and "undertaker what are you doing to my aunt" asks ceil
"madam i thought you where dead" says Sebastian. Grell walks in and sees madam red "I'm not even gonna ask and !" Sebastian moves to the left
"OOOOWWWWCH why must love hurt" says grell
"anyway why is madam red here" asks Sebastian
"well you see i thought i would like to have a woman around and she was the best" replies the undertaker
"say wha?" replied Sebastian and ceil
"soooo anyway who wants a curry bun!" asks Sebastian
"no i juz wants you" says grell
"ok...?" says Sebastian
"by the way ceil said i can haz you today"
"CEIL YOU WHHHAAAT!" screams Sebastian
"oooohhh yyyeaaaahhh about that" says ceil while running way. Sebastian grabs ceil by the collar
"wait just one darn minute i do all of this and you repay me with this-this red killer I'll be shredded to bits"says Sebastian
"i won't kill you its just i wanna kiss you but if i do than i might miss you babe"
everyone awkwardly walks away
"wait sabaschan" says grell
Sebastian runs faster
grell grabs Sebastian by the collar
"your not getting away from me that easily"sneakily says grell
"enough fooling around grell I'm taking you to the funny farm or at least a psychologist"says madam red while pulling grell by the collar
"WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"screams grell in despair
"I'm glad shes back" says ceil
"you don't know the half of it" says Sebastian