My attempt at those "annoy" fics. I realized that the famous Mario himself has not yet been tormented! Let the fun begin!

Disclaimer: I own Louise, nothing else.

Enjoy!

The house had a perfectly manicured lawn, a spotless front door, and a beautifully sloped roof. The hogshead to be perfect, for it was visited often. Mail koopas, fans, mail koopas carrying fan mail… The list was long. The point is, the house gets a lot of traffic. In fact, one such visitor seems to be coming now.

A young teenager, 13 years old, tucked a strand of brown hair behind her ear. In one hand she held a small tote filled to the brim. In the other she clutched an autograph book and pen. Setting the tote down lightly, she knocked on the door to the Mario brother's house.

Mario answered the door. "Hello, how may I help you?" He was a bit suspicious of the girl. Strangers always worried him.

The girl looked up shyly. "Um, hi. I'm a big fan of Luigi, and so I was hoping to get his autograph." She pulled a wrapped parcel of cookies out of her bag. "I brought cookies! They're a little squished but..." The cookies were covered in green sprinkles and were wrapped with great care.

Mario's expression softened. "I'll get him, just wait a moment." He retreated a few steps and called into the house, "Luigi! Someone's here to see you!"

Luigi walked to his brother. "Yeah, who is it?" Then his eyes fell on his fan. "Oh, hello. Who are you?"

"Louise," The girl replied, while handing him the cookies. "Could you sign this for me? Please?" She turned to an empty page of her autograph book and handed it to him.

"Of course," Luigi said, pleased to have a fan of his own. "And... here you go!" Smiling brightly, he handed the book back to Louise.

The fan smiled in return and placed her book back in her bag. "Okay, and just one more thing..." While reaching into her bag, she grabbed a small, shiny metal object. With a cruel smirk, she pulled out the pistol and aimed it at Mario. Mario froze, staring at the apparently crazy girl.

"Give me all of your coins. NOW!" Luigi made a movement as if to stop her, but froze as well when Louise called, "Sorry Luigi, but if you try anything I will shoot."

Mario slowly walked to the back of the room. He pulled a large sack of coins from a safe and handed it to Louise.

"Thank you." She pulled a sort of ray gun from her bag and aimed it at the coins. They promptly disappeared, and a dinging noise was heard from the device. Louise grinned and explained, "I just deposited those to my bank account. Nifty, isn't it?"

Mario frowned. "Fine, whatever. Will you leave now?"

Louise shook her head. "Nope. Just gotta do one more thing." She slowly moved her trigger finger, keeping the gun trained on Mario's head. She applied pressure, and the gun went off.

Luigi gasped, Mario grimaced and closed his eyes, not able to see what the gun fired. He felt however, something wet on his face and heard hysterical laughing. "Your faces!" Louise gasped for breath. "They were hilarious!" She dropped to the ground, rolling around. "Hilarious!" she screeched.

Mario wiped his forehead and opened his eyes to see his hand covered in... water?

"Hahahahahahahaha oh Grambi your faces were so great!" Louise, completely ignoring the Mario brothers' shock, continued to laugh.

Mario's tone was annoyed. "You robbed us with a water gun?"

Louise abruptly stopped her laughing. "Of course. You didn't really think people my age could get real guns, did you?" Seeing Mario's face, she amended her statement. "You did. Okay then, I'm ready to make a proposition."

She faced blank stares.

"I will give you your coins back if you allow me to stay in your home for... hmm... a hundred days."

"And we would do that why?"

"Cause otherwise you're broke! And if you call the police or the princess or whatever you Mushroomers call, I will destroy the account." She held up her ray gun thing, and displayed a red button. "I touch this, and all your coins are donated to charity!"

Mario raised an eyebrow. "And if we just take the money back?"

"Only I know the code to open this, and I'll never tell. Never. NEVER!"

"Okay... Lemme talk to Luigi really quickly." Mario spun around to face his brother, talking in hushed tones. "What should we do?"

"I think we can let her stay while we get the royal forces to surround the house, then we'll force her out and get our money back!"

"Perfect idea!"

The two brothers spun around to face Louise. "Sure, you can stay," Mario said.

"I can! Great!" She pulled a sheet of paper out from her bag. "Could you just sign this, please? It says you won't hurt me, et cetera, et cetera."

Shrugging, Mario and Luigi both signed the contract. Louise then smiled and said, "And now your plans are ruined. You just legally agreed to not in any way call for backup or attempt to regain your coins." With a maniacal laugh, Louise skipped up the stairs and called, "So, show me to my room!

Mario and Luigi sighed and showed Louise to their guest room. She promptly started pulling things from her tote, including some clothing, a green blanket, and a purple pillow. It was clear that she had already planned this in advance, and had thus prepared to stay awhile. As she was making up her bed, she smiled at the Mario brothers. "Thank you for your generosity! Now leave!" She pushed them out of her room and slammed the door. Alone, she pulled out a notebook and murmured, "Phase one complete." She crossed off the first item on a list. The note read 'Rob Mario with a water gun'. She tapped her pencil to her lips and began writing new ways to annoy Mario and Luigi.

As the night came closer, she slipped into her new bed and smiled. All in all, it had been a pretty good day. She grinned as she listened to the footsteps of Mario next door. He has no idea what's coming to him, she thought. I can't wait for tomorrow. The girl fell asleep, dreaming up new ways to annoy Mario.

So, how was it? I will accept any suggestions on how to annoy Mario and perhaps Luigi in the future. Ah, they'll have so much fun! *evil smirk*