Coming Out Aint Easy
"Scott! Scott! Come quick! You've just GOT to see this!" Jean hollered excitedly, as Scott came out from the spa, rubbing his back. "Oh alright, alright I'm here. Now what is it?" Scott moaned, before a loud zipping sound echoed
"What the hey was that?" Jean asked. Scott's face suddenly went flat "My pants." He grumbled before putting on a loincloth for a replacement, as the other X-Men were crowded over a closet.
"Uh; you guys really think this is a good idea?" Pietro's voice asked weirdly. "It'll be fine! You wont feel any better until it's off your chest!" Warren commented. Pietro exhaled and came out of the closet, resulting in everybody's jaws dropping to the ground. "oh… mein… Gott…" Kurt gasped slowly as Wanda suddenly fainted.
"… I'm gay." Pietro announced, shocking everyone in the entire manor. There was a small silence before everyone burst out laughing, rolling on the floor in mirth.
"Oh man, oh man! You've should've seen your face! It was PRICELESS!" Toad cackled, banging his fist on the floor. The only ones that were not laughing were Scott, Jean, Warren, Logan, Kurt, Bobby, Betsy, Lorna, Madame Hydra and Tabitha.
"Humph. Look at them; acting and laughing like a bunch of crazed pansies." Logan snarled in disgust. "Hey! Pansy is another word for gay!" Ray hollered, irately. Logan's eyes narrowed as he faced the mutant
"sure, whatever you say… nancy." Logan sneered.
"Logan.." Ray started
"Nancy boy" Logan smirked, the grin widening
"Ok, I get…" Ray butted in
"what's the problem, sally? Not wearing your fairy wings?" Logan taunted
"now hold on…" Ray tried to speak before Logan screamed loudly, grabbed a razor and buzzed off Ray's entire set of hair before tearing off Toad's shirt and started shaving off his armpit hair
"AAAAUUGGGG!" Toad screamed in horror. That pretty much did it. Chaos ensued as the New Mutants ran for their lives like wild, hoping to avoid the wild, frenzied wrath of Logan, who was clearly beyond the point of sanity or dignity, no less.
"… well, that went well…" Jean replied, still mortified of the incident earlier. "…yeah." Scott replied flatly. "…erm, I guess maybe this thing probably wasn't the best idea." Warren grimly uttered. "… yes. I think for once, you're right." Jean replied. "aw, to hell with this, let's amscray." Scott grumbled. "Right behind you, brother." Jean commented, as she and Warren followed him, forgetting Pietro was still in the closet.
"…. Could someone please adjust the lights?" Pietro asked before exhaling in disgust and adding "this is just plain stupid."