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Gabriel: "Are we there, yet?"

Dean: "No."

Gabriel: "What time is it?"

Dean: "Two."

Gabriel: "What?"

Dean: "Two!"

Gabriel: "Dean, like in the morning?"

Dean: "Shut up."

Gabriel: "What time does it start? Coz-"

Dean: "Fuck, say another word and I'll put holy oil into your bath and drop a match!"

Gabriel: "Calm down, muttonhead. It's not my fault we had to travel by car. It's so slow and confining. One little zap. That's all."

Dean: "No! Where I go, the Impala goes. . . .for the fifth time."

Cas: "Really?"

Dean: "Yes, Cas."

Cas: "I believe you said you didn't poop for a week last time."

Dean: "Cas!"

Gabriel: "pffffttt! Hahahahaha! Aaaahhh, what a loser! Dean-o feeling a little. . . . .? There's a rest stop coming up, you know. . . .if you need to. . . . pfffttt!"

Sam: "That's enough Gabriel."

Gabriel: "Ruining the fun, Sammy. . . . .There's nothing to do!"

Dean: "So leave. Bye."

Gabriel: "Sammy, wanna keep me entertained?"

Sam: "What?"

Gabriel: "You know, entertained!"

Dean: "Nuh-uh! No way! Not in my Baby, you don't!"

Cas: "It is very unwise, Gabriel. The space is limited back there. It may cause injury."

Dean: "Yeah, my ears will bleed!"

Gabriel: "So, turn the radio on."

Dean: "No fucking way!"

Gabriel: "It'll keep me from talking. My lips. . . .and tongue will be busy."

Dean: "Or you could just shut up and be patient!"

Sam: "Don't I get a say in this?"

Dean: "NO!"

Sam: "Why not?"

Dean: "Coz you will say yes!"

Sam: "What?"

Gabriel: "Oh, you know you would, Sammy. You never say no to me! Remember?"

Sam: "Shut up, Gabe!"

Gabriel: "It ended in lots and lots of chocolate and whipped cream. . . .entertain me NOW!"

Sam: "Gabriel!"

Dean: "Don't you dare touch Sam in my car Gabriel!"

Gabriel: "Sammy. . . ."

Dean: "Gabriel, no!"

Gabriel: "Ouch. That hurt."

Dean: "That's what you get for trying to jump Sam! Hitting your head on the bloody window, stupid angel. . . ."

Cas: "Are you okay, Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "Yup, Cas. Sammy, why'd you duck?"

Sam: "I dropped my phone. Are you sure your head's okay?"

Gabriel: "Kiss it make it better!"

Dean: "Gabriel, shut up! You're a goddamn archangel! Your head isn't broken!"

Gabriel: "So? Doesn't mean it didn't sting! Sammy would hate it if my head had a bruise!"

Dean: "Not my fault."

Cas: "Dean."

Dean: "What, Cas?"

Cas: "It is important that you remain calm."

Dean: "What is it?"

Cas: "Serenity is key-"

Dean: "Spit it out, Cas!"

Sam: "Uh, Dean?"

Dean: "What, Sam?"

Sam: "Your, uh, the Impala's window is uh, um. . . . "

Dean: "It's what!"

Sam: ". . . . .broken."

Dean: ". . . . . . ."

Cas: "I was trying to tell you that, Dean. Gabriel's collision with the window resulted in damaging the Impala."

Dean: ". . . . . . ."

Sam: "Dean?"

"Dean-o?"

Dean: "SON OF A BITCH! Gabriel!"

Gabriel: "aaaahhh!"

Sam: "aaahhhh!"

Gabriel: "Get off me! Dean!"

Sam: "Dean! The wheel! The wheel!"

Dean: "BASTARD! I'm gonna kill you, you goddamn angel!"

Sam: "Cas, grab the wheel!"

Cas: "Yes."

Dean: "You hurt my baby! Nobody hurts my baby and lives! My fucking window!"

Sam: "Dean, stop! There's no room back here for you! Stop!"

Cas: "Dean, where am I going?"

Dean: "Gabriel, this ain't over! Move over Cas."

Sam: "Say 'sorry', Gabriel."

Gabriel: "What? Sammy!"

Sam: "Do it."

Gabriel: "Fine. Sorry, Dean-o."

Dean: "No fucking way!"

Cas: "Forgiveness is divine, Dean."

Dean: "Cas. Shut. Up."

Sam: "Just leave it, guys."

Gabriel: ". . . . ."

Dean: ". . . . . "

Cas: ". . . . . "

Gabriel: "Oh look a tree."

Sam: ". . . . ."

Cas: ". . . . . "

Dean: ". . . . . "

Gabriel: "Oh look a cloud."

Dean: "GABRIEL!"

Gabriel: "DEAN! See, how do you like it, when I yell at you?"

Dean: "Sam, control him."

Sam: "Don't you think I've tried?"

Cas: ". . . . I wonder what Michael and Lucifer are doing."

Sam: "Why's that, Cas?"

Dean: "Probably, killing each other."

Gabriel: "Hey, kiddo, honk your horn!""

Dean: "Fuck you!"

Gabriel: "C'mon. Then their honk back! Lucy and Mikey will!"

Dean: "No!"

Gabriel: "Fine. I will."

Dean: "NO! You're going to break it!"

Sam: "Children, please!"

Dean: "Did you just call us 'children', Sam?"

Sam: "Yes. Now both of you, get along."

Gabriel: "Is Sammy gonna put me in a time out?"

Sam: ". . . . . ."

Gabriel: "Will there be spanking involved?"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Dean: "Gabriel, get out of the car now!"

Gabriel: "What? You're ditching me on the side of the road?"

Dean: "NOW!"

Sam: "Dean! Gabe, stay. Dean, look-"

Gabriel: "Nah, I'll see what Lucy and Mikey are doing."

Sam: "Gabriel!"

Dean: "Finally!"

Cas: "Goodbye, Gabriel."

Michael: "Watch the road!"

Lucifer: "Stop trying to smite me then!"

Michael: "Lucifer, you suck at driving!"

Lucifer: "Hey, it ain't my fault you asshole put me in a cage for fucking eternity and I had no idea what a 'car' was!"

Michael: "Then don't drive!"

Lucifer: "Shut up!"

Michael: ". . . . . "

Lucifer: ". . . . . "

Michael: "Turn left."

Lucifer: ". . . . . "

Michael: "Turn left!"

Lucifer: ". . . . ."

Michael: "Left, Lucifer, Left!"

Lucifer: "I know!"

Michael: "We're supposed to be following the Winchesters, you dick! When they turn left, we turn left!"

Lucifer: "Motherfucker, I know how to turn left! FUCK!"

Michael: "NOT RIGHT! NOT RIGHT! You idiot!"

Lucifer: ". . . . .my bad."

Michael: "Great. Fucking great."

Lucifer: "Now, what?"

Michael: "Dad's not going to be happy. Now, we're going to be late."

Lucifer: "Call them. Ask for directions."

Michael: "Lucifer, you know what Gabriel's going to say."

Lucifer: "Lil bro ain't that stupid, to insult me!"

Michael: "He's Gabriel."

Gabriel: "Who is?"

Lucifer: "aaaahhh!"

Michael: "aaaahhh!"

Gabriel: "Hiya, brothers!"

Michael: "Gabriel."

Lucifer: "Idiot!"

Gabriel: "So, a shortcut? I like it!"

Lucifer: "Shut up. Minor setback. It's okay, I got."

Gabriel: "Lucy, Lucy, Lucy. How come you're so feared but yet so stupid?"

Michael: "Gabriel, watch your mouth. Even if it is true."

Lucifer: "I'll kill both of you!"

Michael: "Yeah? And, I'll just dump you in the Pit again."

Lucifer: "It wasn't my fault! I slipped! Who the fuck leaves a banana peel in the middle of the fucking desert?"

Michael: "Watch the road!"

Lucifer: ". . . . .my bad."

Gabriel: "You almost hit a pole. A fucking pole."

Lucifer: "Why are you here again, Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "I missed you, Lucy!"

Lucifer: "Leave. Now."

Michael: "Gabe, you pissed off the Winchesters didn't you?"

Gabriel: "Let's just say Team Freewill isn't that exciting."

Lucifer: "Couldn't of Castiel come instead? I missed him."

Michael: "Me too."

Gabriel: "Guys! You guys suck! Last time I ever visit. Meanies."

Michael: "Lucifer! You're still going the wrong way! Turn around!"

Lucifer: ". . . . .my bad. Gabriel, here, is distracting."

Gabriel: "I wasn't the one who fucked up in the first place, Lucy."

Lucifer: "Fuck this! I hate cars! We're zapping!"

Michael: "No. We're driving. We promised Dad, we'd drive."

Lucifer: "I don't wanna, anymore! Michael, you can drive."

Michael: "Don't let go of the wheel!"

Gabriel: "Grab it! Grab it!"

Lucifer: "I got an idea!"

Michael: "Lucifer. . . . ."

Bobby: ". . . . What the hell?"

Gabriel: ". . . . Bobby?"

Bobby: "Where the hell am I? Gabriel!"

Gabriel: "Nope. Not me. Guess again!"

Michael: "Bobby, we need your assistance."

Bobby: "LUCIFER, YA DAMN IDJIT!"

Lucifer: "Just drive, old man."

Michael: "Bobby, take us to the 'Supernatural Convention'. I assume you know the coordinates."

Bobby: "Fine. Where's Sam and Dean and Cas?"

Michael: "In the other car."

Lucifer: "We decided to go on our own."

Gabriel: "I migrated. Mikey and Lucy are more fun."

Bobby: ". . . . .Y'all are idjits."

Lucifer: "What the fuck is an 'idjit'?"

Gabriel: "Lucifer, he means 'idiot'."

Lucifer: "Oh. Did he get dropped on his head and now he's some sort of retard?"

Michael: "I don't think so."

Gabriel: "I think so."

Bobby: "I can hear you!"

Lucifer: "Don't care."

Gabriel: "That's Lucy, for ya! Hey! It's the Impala! Ooooh, look at the convention!"

Michael: "Good, we caught up. Thank you, Bobby."

Gabriel: "Lucifer, open the door! It's hot in here!"

Lucifer: "I don't wanna go to some stupid convention! Michael, Gabriel, it is beneath us!"

Michael: "Lucifer-"

Lucifer: "Fucking posers! We're the real deal! I mean c'mon!"

Michael: "Don't make me smite you!"

Gabriel: "They have chocolate, Lucifer! And lots and lots of liquor!"

Bobby:"Get out of the damn car, idjits!"

Dean: "Bobby? The hell are you doin' here?"

Bobby: "Lucifer, zapped me into the driver's seat. I had to sit through annoying crap, while I drove their lazy asses here! Idjits!

Lucifer: "I hate that word! It's not even real!"

Sam: "Gabriel."

Gabriel: "I missed you, too, Sammy! My idiot brothers got lost. Good thing I came along!"

Michael: "It was Lucifer's fault. Dumbass."

Dean: "I know, I saw you idiots turn the wrong way. How hard is it to follow us?"

Lucifer: "Shut up, Dean! Your Impala is too ugly to follow!"

Dean: "What? Get your smited-ass over here and say it to my face, damnit!"

Lucifer: "What? Deanie thinks he can take on the Big Bad Devil?"

Michael: "Enough. Shut your damn mouths and behave. Or I will smite both of you."

Lucifer: "Get over yourself, Michael! If it weren't for that banana peel, I would've owned your white ass!"

Michael: "What'd you say, you bratty child?"

Lucifer: "I said-"

Gabriel: "Oooh, this is gonna be a good show!"

Sam: "Quiet! Don't encourage them, Gabe!"

Gabriel: "You know, you've done nothing but ruin my fun today!"

Sam: "Bite me."

Gabriel: "Love to!"

Dean: "Fuck! Gabriel, back the fuck away!"

Gabriel: "Shut up, Dean! Sammy get over here- Cas!"

Cas: "Chuck is coming."

Lucifer: "Castiel!"

Michael: "Little brother!"

Lucifer: "Why didn't you visit earlier, huh?"

Michael: "Sorry, I left you with the idiot Winchesters."

Cas: "It's alright, Michael. I missed you too, brothers. Lucifer."

Lucifer: "Cassie, who the fuck is that? He looks like a hobo."

Chuck: "Did he just call me a hobo?"

Dean: "Chuck! Hey!"

Chuck: "Hey, guys."

Sam: "Been a while!"

Chuck: "Glad you could come."

Dean: "Chuck, this is-the strangest people you will ever meet. You already know Cas and Bobby, that tall guy with in all white, is Michael; the oompa-loompa thing over there is Gabriel; and that big, bag of dicks is Lucifer."

Chuck: "As-as-in the ar-arch-archangels?"

Sam: "Yup."

Chuck: "Three archangels here. . . ."

Michael: "Hello, Prophet Chuck. Nice to finally meet you. I'm Michael."

Gabriel: "Yo, Chucky, they call me Gabriel."

Lucifer: "Yup, you just got called a hobo by the Devil. Not many people can say that. Call me Lucy and I'll burn your dick off."

Chuck: "They came with you?"

Sam: "Yeah, but not in the same car. Thank God. Only Bobby got to ride with them."

Bobby: "Yeah, lucky me."

Dean: "So, we're here. Let's get our convention on!"

Chuck: "I'm just going to go drink some more. Angels. . . .here. . . .didn't see this. . . ."

Lucifer: "I think we just scared the Prophet."

Michael: "I think we intimidated him too much."

Gabriel: "Was your clue the 'dick burning'? Oooh, chocolate!"

Sam: "Really?"

Gabriel: "Hey! I was promised chocolate!"

Lucifer: "Doesn't chocolate stunt your growth? Oh, too late."

Gabriel: "That's coffee you overgrown fuckball. Guess who put the banana peel there anyway? Oh, light bulb!"

Lucifer: "Assbutt!"

Michael: "NO! Don't throw the bottle! LUCIFER!"

Cas: "Dean. Forgiveness is-"

Dean: "IMPALA NOOO! FUCKING ANGELS RUINED MY CAR! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU BROKE BOTH MY WINDOWS, YOU STUPID BUTTWIPES! MOTHER FUCKERS! GET OVER HERE SO I RIP YOUR DICKS OFF! GABRIEL! LUCIFER! I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU!"

Bobby "Idjits!"

Lucifer: ". . . . my bad."