Hello Hetalia fans! First off, I do not own Hetalia. If I did, this wouldn't be fan fiction.
So, this is parody lyrics to the song 3 by Britney Spears. This version is about Feliciano and his adventures in pasta making.
Regular Text - Feliciano
Italics – spoken
Bold - Lovino
1, 2, 3
Got linguine and Cheese
At two-one-two degrees
Water's boiling
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Ludwig Kiku Feli
Come eat pasta with me
It'll be so good ve!
countin'
Babe, pick a kind
of pasta to make
If it's alright
What do you say?
Merrier the more
Tastier that way
Tomatoes on the floor
What do you say?
Are you in?
Lovi and Tonio please join us, yeah
Are you in?
I want to eat
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Also Gil, and Hungary
Austria, HRE
More than 1, 2, 3
Came here to eat with me
Lovi, Tonio, SI!
Brought tomatoes for sauce!
countin'
1, 2, 3
Finaly we're plating
Pasta's hot and steaming
And at last we'll all eat
Now then 1, 2, 3
Ludwig Kiku Feli
Eatin' pasta with me
Everybody loves pastaaaaa
Late in the night
I'm hungry again
Dont' want Ludwig to bite
So I'll sneak in
Let's make some sauce
Secreatly so, shhh
Don't want Ludwig to wake
Or else we'll be ugh...*shudders*
Are you in?
Pasta at night is the best, yeah
Are you in?
I am making
1, only
Cookin' pasta for me
Over in Germany
Hoping I won't be seen
Countin' 1, 2, 3
Pasta, Sauce, and Feli
Top it off with swiss cheese
Didn't see the lights (no!)
countin'
1, 2, eek
don't cook in Germany
Ludwig woke up, caught me
He can be so mean
And so 1, 2, 3
Pasta, Sauce, and Feli
Thrown out of Germany
Time to go back home uwaa...
What I do is innocent
Just for fun and nothing meant
If you don't like it topped with cheese-
Veneziano! Shut up! Why are you up!
I-I made Pasta...
Ugh, let me have some damn it...CHIGIIIII
Why's it sweet, damn it?
You idiot! What what the **** did you do to this ******** pasta?
1-1, 2, 3
Fratello's mad at me!
Running to Germany
T-TASUKETE! Protect me!
Oh no...wait...AAAAHHH!
Now they're all tangled-aaaahhh...
H-Hury up, get it out!
How did this haaaaa...happeeennnn...
aaaaaahhhhhh nooo!
F-fratellooooo...a-ahhhh...what do we do?
S-stop moving, damn it! Yo-Your making it worse!
B-But Fratello, it...it...uhhhh...
D-Damn it...
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